I said to my wife, "I saw a woman with her tits out on the bus feeding her son."
She said, "It's perfectly natural."
"Natural?" I replied, "She was feeding him crisps."
๐จ All flights in and out of London cancelled after a huge dust cloud erupted when Arsenal opened their trophy cabinet to put the Premier League trophy.
Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately
115 financial charges - PL will get back to you on that in a few years