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Go Hawks. My Oh My. Live and let die✌️

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Just remember ladies you are not some watered down 4.9% lite beer okay we are a juicy full bodied 8.9% IPA that will fuck shit up.

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Kids are cute but I’ll never not dislike them.

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Meeting the parents tomorrow. Thoughts and prayers.

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My heart is so full exiting this weekend spent with friends who I truly call my family.

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I get a good bowling night like 1 out of 8 nights. Tonight is not the night.

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Babies are cool but I still don’t want one.

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Work out, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Be sore and uncomfortable and miserable the rest of your life, they said.

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Wow. Even good ol Buckley WA got touched by the #Auroraborealis tonight. Magical.

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I am both I’m tired of this grandpa & that’s too damn bad.

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Emojis are a gateway drug.

Ashely.

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TWO YEARS 🫶🏻

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A year ago today I saw a cute guy named Cody for the first time while at a friend’s house.

This morning I got to kiss him goodbye before leaving to work 🥰🥰
Thank you universe.

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Hey @Carhartt make your hoods deeper!! This shallow sh&t ain’t keeping anyone’s noggin dry!!

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If you’re not happy for your ex’s successes maybe you were the toxic one.

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My cat is the best. I know for a fact he will love me endlessly more than any man ever could.

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I officially have one niece & one nephew on the way for 2024 🥰🩷💙

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You don’t have to be perfect you just have to be honest.

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Always forget I’m at the age where my friends are having babies on purpose.

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Call me Taylor swift because I got blank spaces baby.

Joey

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Is a man’s lack of attention to detail something I just have to live with the rest my life or..?

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Dear iOS 17.0.3,
I said what I said. Please stop correcting my words to what you think they should be.

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I hate our medical system. I’m never going to a hospital again. Ever. Not even if there’s a fire!!!