jayme lynn

just doing my best tbh

[han 🪩 @hrrymyfriend]

imagine hating on me and i’m just in my room like

[Maira @maira4yo]

Honored to be a part of something so huge

[seth @kappyland]

The best part about being 28 is getting home from work and going on my iPad like a stupid fucking baby

[han 🪩 @hrrymyfriend]

where the hell is harry styles

[🐰 @twoheartsrry]

can’t wait for harry to come back and for me to become the most annoying person in my friends lives again

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

party rock has never been less in the house tonight than this moment in time

[lockjaw @1stfemaleeunuch]

ideally i should have some sort of wildlife research job. pretty sure if you gave me a grant and equipment i could probably find out some stuff

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

watch your tone when you speak to me. i been pre-selected for credit card offers you never even heard of

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

Pleasing will collaborate with Planned Parenthood Federation of America to release special condoms supporting the organisation to provide sexual healthcare for people across the US. Harry recently signed the org’s open letter responding to threats under President Trump (via @TheCut)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.

He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations.

It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

just saw someone say baseball is boring and it brings me no pleasure to report that no it is not. it is actually very fun to sit there and drink a beer and eat a hot dog and yell at guys who are far away

[360 ♔ @ItsThreeSixty]

This exactly how Florida looks too lmaoooo

[caro 🪁 @folkmoreids]

"your 20s are for-" ENOUGH. my 20s are for watching criminal minds, listening to taylor swift and absolutely nothing else.

[saila @sailaunderscore]

how the fuck am i supposed to consistently down 200 grams of protein every single day without structuring my entire life around this

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea who this is but they’re kinda spittin right now

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

[Dana Wright🎙 @RadioDana]

The @LawrenceKS_PD twitter account will always age well. ❤️💙

[kate @v1rgovix3n]

Its almost like nobody wants to get dolled up and eat a candle lit dinner and then get drunk at a jazz club after in the city anymore

[clare @sadderlizards]

saturday night in my 20s