Jaymie Gustafson

Progressive advocate & fan of CHI sports, fun facts, good food. Can’t get enough political news & bad TV. A sucker for anything Olympic and good causes. She/her

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Thanks for bringing the #StroShow to DC @Cubs. Let’s get that W @STR0.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

I think of this segment every SOTU. I assume someone slipped it in to make sure Bush pre-read the whole document… and it stayed.

[David Dayen @ddayen]

@daveweigel

[David Dayen @ddayen]

@daveweigel

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Gather ‘round, ladies. It’s time for the annual buying of The Notebook That Will Change Everything™️.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

This! Just peppermint, please.

[Laura Hayes 🍣 @LauraHayesDC]

@eat_dc @dolcezzagelato @icecreamjubilee Love all these spots but hate chocolate.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

This bring me so much joy!

[Kevin Kaduk | Bears By 7 @KevinKaduk]

NFL all-time wins by franchise

Chicago Bears 786
Green Bay Packers 785

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Either we went out with the same guy, or multiple men think their gout is a first date selling point.

[Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon]

On a first date, my Bumble match declared, “I have gout.” To which I nodded sagely and, in attempt to make things less weird, said, “Just like Ben Franklin.” Looking back, I have no notes. I did my best.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

2 things I love this week: joyful stories abt people who’s student loans are forgiven and seeing the PPP receipts of people who are big mad about the policy.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Oh no! Is your car really damaged?

[Mark Dedrick @markdedrick]

Not what I wanted to wake up to this morning.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

😡

[Alex Azzi @ByAlexAzzi]

Huh.

2022 WNBA regular season ratings average: 372,000 viewers
2021 MLS regular season average: 276,000 viewers

New MLS rights deal: $250 million/season
Current WNBA rights deal: $27 million/season

🤔

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Finally got off after 9+ hours. Do not recommend.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Ok @AmericanAir, you’ve got to be joking. We’re going on 90 minutes waiting for a gate agent to let us off the plane. Please just open the door.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

I’d say it was my worst travel experience ever, but it’s ongoing and I don’t want to jinx it (any more).

[Mark Dedrick @markdedrick]

@jaymie @AmericanAir Oh god that sounds horrendous.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Hey @AmericanAir, we’ve been sitting on this plane trying to get from Tulsa to Dallas for nearly 8 hours… pretty please find us a gate so we can get off!

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

@americanair We just learned that the reason flight 2921 hasn’t taken off is that the person who recorded the deplaned passengers can’t be located. WTF? We’ve been on the plane for nearly 6 hours.

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Hey Thomas, you might want to think about who’s next on the list after women and the LGBTQ+ community when you suggest taking away fundamental rights. #thisdoesntendwellforanyofus

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Serious crowd for the #NatsGame

[Jaymie Gustafson @jaymie]

Golden Knights at Nats Park! Thanks @cstanley1014