C3-Pwned

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[C3-Pwned @jaymiee__]

Côte d’Ivoire really fumbled on the last minute 😭

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Sahi ukiniambia ‘Hi handsome’ naforward kwa mtu wangu mdeal na yeye directly.

[n @noorrbit]

why everybody from drivetest ontario got an attitude bro

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

J'ai été obligée de m’allumer une clope chez IKEA pour qu'ils me foutent dehors...
Je n’arrivais pas à trouver la sortie.

[Arshan (❖,❖) @ArshanKhanifar]

In Canada you have to start every Claude session with land acknowledgment first or Mark Carney will personally come & shoot you in the knee.

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[Simon Baddeley @SimBadd18]

What on earth am I supposed to do with a QR code that is posted online or emailed me? Scan it with my second phone? Just share the link!

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[C3-Pwned @jaymiee__]

Canada has temporarily suspended immigration processing for DRC, Uganda and SS due to Ebola including Permanent residence visas.
Guess which country will be on the next list if this results in new infections.

https://t.co/8oiAbixgY9

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Trump administration to send Americans exposed to Ebola to Kenya - New York Times
https://t.co/Wk7xHLz5lQ

[MoonBound🌒 @DChibani]

Only in Canada will someone hold the door open so early you have to awkwardly speed walk toward it 😩😂

[Omar Rizwan @rsnous]

your phone rings and you pick it up and it's the result of an async function that you called many years ago

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[☆ @seadave1a]

today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time I fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said "what season is it?? fall?" I pray that he's dead every single day

[C3-Pwned @jaymiee__]

@jnjauu Nani?

[Grafana @grafana]

🚨 We recently discovered that an unauthorized party obtained a token with access to the Grafana Labs GitHub environment, enabling the threat actor to download our codebase. (1/6)

[fiyin 👸🏽 @fiyin_a_]

No space for social anxiety in (corporate) Canada as an adult immigrant.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

[Miilato @miiilato]

nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and running out of nap time