Jay

[Alf(ie) @alfie__03]

Elite standards, Southgate would have clapped them at half time and said it’ll come don’t worry lads. Tuchel very different

[Finchy @DanFinchy3]

I bet Jordan Henderson clapped

[Art Vandelay @chapmanj100]

Looking through your mate's Panini World Cup sticker album to see how many shinys he's got

[Reece Cameron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @reececameron_]

Somebody please for the love of god track down the fella that got his number off Tony Adams’ son.

[Jude @Judegittings]

@StalyCelticFC Banker this lads

[saint peter @owenk98]

So forced. This is why so many people don’t like international football / can’t take it serious. You’d never play pool during a game if you cared. Gimps

[Lemon @Lemonbriz]

I still can’t phantom how Carrick made that pass to Chicharito.

https://t.co/4oXtqt8BMF

[Mossley AFC @MossleyAFC]

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪!

We want to say a huge thank you to everyone who joined us yesterday.

2007 in attendance beats our ‘modern-day record’ set in the same fixture two years ago.

We’d love to see you back in the future!

⚪️⚫️

[Oli @WokeOli]

Manchester is woke as fuck. Order one pint and bartender 180s an iPad asking for a tip on a £7 pint haha, shut up man

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

Gary Neville upsetting all the right people. The people who are simply too thick to decipher what he's actually saying.

[François Plateau @francoisplateau]

The thing I hate most about football is when defenders get free kicks for this

[cants @cantseyy]

Does my head in when good singers get on karaoke. Sit down you dickhead it's not for you

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Aston Villa asking about Sancho

[Ryan, Carrick's MUFC 🇾🇪 @CarrickWay_]

Brother Casemiro, you have one job in a few weeks' time.

[JB 🦅 @CPFC_JB]

you know when you just look at someone and know they are a prick?

[𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕤 @dipsMUFC]

Pym turning to the Utd away end and saying “I’m a United fan” met with “let one in then you stupid bastard” 😭

[B @utdbrxy]

just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in.

[kian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kianlufc]

So sad to see another legend go

[SCOOP. @AcademyScoop]

Cunha - Isak - Mbeumo is well worth a transfer ban

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

- Elanga: 6 goals, 11 assists = £55M
- Madueke: 7 goals, 3 assists = £52M
- Kudus: 5 goals, 3 assists = £55M

- Mbeumo: 20 goals, 7 assists = £65m