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[ehm @jaymoghh]

@attyusof Kan 😂 i dulu siap menyorok and suruh husband yang bagi botol sebab ingat dia refuse because he saw me (read:boobs). But sense of smell mmg hebat, they can really tell what they prefer or not just by smelling. Don’t worry Att, you got this! This shall pass!

[ehm @jaymoghh]

@attyusof Try a different brand. My son dulu a few brands jugak try, yang dia tak suka tu botol belum sampai mulut dah nangis. Maybe sbb he knows the smell. I end up bagi the same brand yang hospital fed him masa baru lahir baru dia okay (sbb i czer, so a few hours after birth tak menyusu)

[Cikgu_Anep @Cikgu_Anep]

Tahu tak QR code tu singkatan untuk apa?

Ilmu baharu bagi yang belum tahu

[ehm @jaymoghh]

@attyusof I put on nursery rhymes yang my baby is familiar with (yang selalu pasang dekat rumah). Just the audio sbb no screen time yet.Helps a lot to get him outgrow the crying phase!

[Hadi Azmi @amerhadiazmi]

Official portrait of Sultan Ibrahim and Raja Zarith Sofiah, the King and Queen of Malaysia, in full regalia ahead of his coronation on July 20.

The wearing of the tengkolok headdress is not part of the Johor tradition. This is the first time Sultan Ibrahim is seen wearing it.

[izzi @IzzraifHarz]

dahi orang yang selalu kena fikir nak makan mana

[memes @memescentrai]

We have to help the boomers

[Hafiq H. @HaHaHaSAYS]

Hi korang, mana yang duduk area Shah Alam, Subang Jaya,Puchong, BSP, Putrajaya or Cyberjaya boleh lah datang singgah kedai burger kami GTRB Putra Heights & GTRB Alam Megah! Dari pilihan burger biasa sampai ke premium cuma tinggal pilih dan bayar je 😬

[Tae Yeon @SonnettaHamada]

🤣🤣🤣 kena bahan lagi 🤭

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

As an adult, receiving anything that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience.

[ehm @jaymoghh]

So i drove myself (while crying) to Switch and bought myself a new laptop.

[ehm @jaymoghh]

Im all burnout from packing and moving stuffs to the new house. I pushed my limits and it reached breaking point today. The breaking point? I was denied 2 service appointments today.

[ehm @jaymoghh]

1. The aircond guy came and said “sorry I can’t do it. It’s too high and I don’t have the ladder to climb that high”.
2. Cuckoo guy called to say “sorry I mislooked your appointment and won’t make it today”.

[ehm @jaymoghh]

“Sorry kak saya tak perasan appt sheet akak ni. Saya dah keluar dari hq, kalau nak patah balik ambil barang akak takut tak sempat la kak” —- what kind of respond is this?

[ehm @jaymoghh]

@BAD_ARSILA @hahahamid next kita beli ni. Lepas tu kita dah boleh start spice tour kita disekitar fakulti!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[✪ ᴍᴇɢ���ᴛ ʟᴀᴡ @megatlaw]

Aku kemas bilik. Dan jumpa balik seluar lama dalam almari. Aku guna masa tahun 2019. Aku cuba pakai. Tapi kaki masuk sampai peha je. Tak lepas pinggang. Aku tanggalkan balik. Dan belajar something. Seluar jeans ni kalau kita simpan dalam almari lama-lama, dia jadi mengecut.

[ehm @jaymoghh]

@syshq Ikan bengkak. Sebab rendam air garam so dia membengkak.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Repeat your clothes however you like, anybody who has a problem with it should take you shopping😏

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

"I like your name."

"Thanks, it was a birthday gift." 😭