Jay Murray

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

It has been so long since I’ve posted !!! No, I did not get shaved off !
Don’t even joke about it !
Getting close to 20 years now.
Posting cause my owner is super excited to have his Mom and Sister visiting.
I’m happy to have more beautiful #beards in the house ! 🧔‍♀️

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

What a fantastic ride in the Fiat !!! Owner took it out for Cars & Coffee; he took a granddaughter and the poodle too. Me and the poodle match !!! 🤯😀

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

Damn it’s been a long time since I posted! My owner was super happy this weekend as his sister visited. I find it odd that he walked around the house tonight and had no idea where all these came from though. Were they hers ? His Sister said no 🤷‍♂️ Promise to tweet more … 😜🪥

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

Owners Mom is home recovering from surgery ❤️🙏 Glad she will be able to hunt Dino’s again with my owner soon. He has really missed playing Words with Friends with her, even tho he only plays with his mom and aunt.

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

🙏🙏 prayers out to my owners Mom, if you remember the bearded lady. She took a fall and broke a couple fingers…. or she gave the ole 1 finger wave to someone, ain’t scared of anybody. Surgery today. 🙏🙏

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

My owner almost drowned me in his tears yesterday, his beloved mother returned home 😢. Ohhhh such aspirations that my owner will allow me to grow and will groom me to look half as good as his mom’s beard !
❤️❤️❤️

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

Dude!!!!
My owners Mom just came into town.
❤️❤️❤️ her so much; whole family has beards. Aspirations.

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

A very wise Marine once told my owner, “Never 💩 on the 👞 of the persons buttocks you may have to 💋 later.” He better not get 💩💩💩 on me ! 🤢

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

My owner and I gave a coworker and his stupid looking facial hair a ride in the ‘78 Fiat today… good times!

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

@HarrisTeeter My owner and his wife don’t care at all … me and their annoying coworker are the ones that figured it was “new math” kinda stuff. Thanks for your reply !

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

While my owner drinks, I read the label… what kind of “new math” is this @HarrisTeeter ? 3 servings, 0 calories per serving but 10 calories in the bottle ??? What ?

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

Wow!!!!! The wind was flowing thru me so fast while we reached 51.9 MPH !!! Hell yeah my owner logged that on #Strava !

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

Wondering if Faith No More’s #WeCareALot could be the official song of #Strava ?

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

Vacation time !!! My owner is going to miss logging his rides on #Strava

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

My owner, who doesn’t have Twitter, would like me to publicly apologize for him for not posting on social media and saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY to his youngest daughter !!

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

There should never be a greeting with the word “happy” in front of #MemorialDay ... it is about remembering those who sacrificed everything #NeverForget

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

My owner just made a pinky promise with another dude to keep a huge secret ... I feel like Duke the dog in the Baked Beans commercial !! So, here it is...

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

My owner’s buddy is about to trade in his Subaru for this Audi ... my owner wants a ride, me too !

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

#beardlife #beardvibes #beardfun

[Jay Murray @jaymurraysbeard]

#Bye2020
My owner didn’t even stay up to bring in #NewYear2021
I was up awake though !