Jay Musing

Views expressed are satirical opinions of my brain's flatulence. Americans need a warning on the pizza delivery box that they aren't supposed to eat the box.

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Not having three square meals in a day is not food insecurity. You can survive eating twice in a day only. You’ll be healthier with low medical costs if you moved for 12 hours a day instead of sitting on your ass.

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@NateSilver538 And get elected

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@RAMIROMARRA @barnes_law New rule- read it.

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@Katiegreenradio @AandGShow At first glance I said why is this kid wearing a sombrero. Cos the Mexican team lost, that’s why!

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@MLFootball @RamsHowse @thebengalorian @DustBaker @sagesteele @PatMcAfeeShow @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @NyjMike @lexiosborne @KennyKing_Jr The players all choked. No one to blame. Actually this may be a blessing in disguise- imagine Spain - could have been 20-0

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@MAGAVoice He was doing Harvard math. You community college degree won’t comprehend

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@ClayTravis All goals were gift wrapped. This was a pathetic performance from the @USMNT

At least go down fighting, not bending over and saying please give me more.

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@BelRedDevils Waiting for the Spanish Armada to humiliate the Belgian waffles. 5-1 final score on Friday.

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If you only love America when your side wins, you don’t love America. America is its people, including you.Every insult you hurl at America says as much about you as it does about the nation. A president is temporary. Your country is permanent @elonmusk @libsoftiktok #Immigrant

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@MayorFrey The sole purpose of getting them in America was so they could loot the taxpayers and provide kickbacks to democrats IMO @libsoftiktok

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My predictions for third best teams in round of 32: Bosnia, Paraguay, Sweden, Algeria, DR Congo, Croatia, Iran and yes, CPV. #FIFAWorldCup2026 @FIFAWorldCup @FOXSoccer @SkyFootball

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@foxone @FOXSports #WorldCup You know you may get more out of your commercials if you keep a split screen showing images and shots of the pitch, players, and fans. Most of us are switching to @Telemundo during these hydration breaks anyway. #MoneyIsntEverything

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@AntiWokeMemes She is a dual citizen- can go back to Somalia.

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@adammocklerr You can be that too if you don’t rely on the government dole.

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@simonateba @elonmusk Explain jealousy without saying it. People are aghast why it isn’t the government’s job to make them rich.

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@ewarren Yes, anyone can be that if they don’t work for or rely on government money for their survival, like you all.

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@InterestngTimes @mitchellvii If he lives that long. With that attitude someone will out a cap in him sooner rather than later

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@catturd2 Fact check: all true

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@AntiWokeMemes Good. He should encourage more open debates about Islam.

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@MahieuPhilippe @RafaelSereti @Buckpat21 Eh, have seen the French national team- it’s the African Union team

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@ImtiazMadmood UK is next