jayme phillips

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

I love living in tx, this is all it took for my work to close and my classes to be cancelled💀

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

And why'd y'all have to do it while he was singing Marijuana😭😭😭 one of his best

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

I hate people so much. I love you @KiDCuDi

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Kid Cudi doesn’t deserve this. Smh.

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

When you work at a dermatology office and the company picnic is at the aesthetic center and you get a free hydra facial, lip flip & botox

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

@mattxiv And may she be prosecuted accordingly

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

Iconic

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Happy 420 🍃

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

Honorable mentions:
Pretty Pattie's
Pearls birthday
Prom episode
Best day ever
Glove world

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

In no order - top 5 SpongeBob episodes.
-I'm ugly and I'm proud
-squidward likes krabby patties
-ripped pants
-krusty krab pizza
-hash slinging slasher

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

Cantaloupe is THE #1 fruit. Bananas are #2

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

@MakennaCWaller Silence & violence**

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

Why am I emotional about Violet and Scout turning 1 today🥺

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

Just checking in to let y’all know I still miss Mac Miller every day

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

🖤

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

bring back roast social kitchen

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

If you leave your animals outside in this weather then you’re a piece of fucking shit. Bye

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

@hensonmadilynee So is your little love!! How did we make such perfect babies🥺

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

I never thought I’d be “that mom”... but here I am🤷🏼‍♀️ #sixmonthsold

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

Happy birthday angel 👼🏼

[jayme phillips @jaymztown]

So who’s gonna reimburse yall for all the trump 2020 flags & hats & bumper stickers yall bought huh?