i just had this memory of my cousin and i jamming out to Cruella De Vil by Selena Gomez (amazing song btw) and she made us stop listening to it because she thought the song said “ass” instead of it actually saying “ice”. hahahaha Selena would never.
sometimes I’ll put my daughter’s baby doll in her face, on her lap, and pretend its crying and she has to care for them and she’ll say “no no!” and throw them across the room. i wonder if she sees the irony in that as she’s sitting on my lap putting her fingers up my nose.