jayne

Sad old feminist with an ongoing need to smash the patriarchy. Quite fond of the odd profanity.

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@RichardJMurphy It's a pretty good gammon identifier

[Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX]

Stamp shared a flat with Michael Caine at one point & other actors put about the rumour they were gay. Stamp disappeared for a couple of weeks. When he turned up Caine asked him where he'd been. "Those chaps saying we're gay? I've just slept with their girlfriends. All of them"

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@TashP351 Might be time to trade him in for a new one. What's the point of him if he doesn't save you from evil arachnids?

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@SpanishDan1 It's a pretty low bar to be fair

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@JohannaSaunders She would probably get more sense out of the cat sick too

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@Ronxyz00 Should be: Starmer: nobody gives a fuck what you think you bloviating orange rapist. Get to fuck.

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@floboflo Presumably blankets are right out?

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@bmay Tony Benn

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@LissaKEvans @LynviaHarding Cabling is much easier than it looks, give it a go 🙂

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@RobinFlavell Dark. But fucking funny

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@JohannaSaunders Eat a dessertspoon full of sugar in one go

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@DrJaninaRamirez I went to Bordeaux for a month in 1976 and a lovely French girl called Christine came and stayed with my family in Bristol. It was a great experience. More innocent times I guess.

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@richardosman Born in 1961. The pain is real.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@arthur_ascii Time to sharpen the guillotine?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"Kemi Badenoch, your specialist subject is denying you gave your previous answer"
"That's not what I said..."

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@__shiticantsay 63 in a fortnight, still happening...

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@mrhenrymorris Kay slipping into Mad Nad territory right there

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@gingertotty I've done the same, having cabbage with it for healthy reasons (except its fried in butter with garlic, cos flavour(. Food coma incoming

[jayne @jaynehathway]

@MeirionTweets Lots of hasidic jews take a fortnight's holiday in Aber every year, cant imagine why they'd be bothered with any of this nonsense though