jayne bailey

welcome to my tweeter

[jayne bailey @jaynejbailey]

Two girls conversations I heard talking in the hall:
“How much does a trip to Spain cost?”
“It depends on where you live, for example if you live in Spain it’s free”

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while

[abbycent highower @HOTTODJO]

steve harrington with a nailed baseball bat he found at the age of 16 to save his gf and her bf

[gabri ꕤ @physicallyxweak]

rare aesthetic: you found Cynthia's lost hat

[ary @djoblyths]

do the la dodgers even know what’s going on #dwts

[Shane Falco @rcher19]

Joe Burrow looks like he’s about to get on a plane to Paris to get Belly back #TSITP

[kaycey @dykellisto]

if only that belly girl had a identical twin named tummy then both those brothers could be happy

[m 🍂 @blakeverdeen]

johanna in the quarter quell trying to hint to katniss that she is on her side

[liv @doveswdw]

“i’m so hungry i could eat sejanus plinth”

[thank you, kimari 🦋 @onthattightrope]

they’re kinda tayvis for people who don’t care about sports

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[Blake @KappBV]

Ask and you shall receive. @MontgomerDavid

[Mariana ‎Avila✨ @marianaavilal]

The only bad part of catching fire is when Katniss opens that locket and the photos of her family and Gale are movie stills, it takes me out every time

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Dan Flashes has released the world’s most expensive soccer kit

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

she has the physical look, emotional excitement, and spiritual aura of a teenage girl who got grounded by her parents in 2004 and carelessly made a wish upon a shooting star to wake up twenty years later

[Jamie Han @jamiehan]

me liking every tweet about Steve the pommel horse hero and his glasses

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The swim team pulling up to school after an absolutely massive sectionals win