Jayne +

You're welcome to my empire of dirt.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

we’re in such toxic relationships with our bodies, they work so hard to keep us alive and we’re constantly like ugh you’re disgusting

[The Financial Diet @TFDiet]

some of you: money doesn't buy happiness :)

also some of you: just go to therapy (money), take medication (money), treat yourself (money), or maybe just take some time off (money)

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

Men celebrating a football win vs women peacefully holding a vigil for a woman who has been murdered, where a police officer is the prime suspect.

[Joe Wells (Neurodivergent Moments Podcast out now) @joewellscomic]

TV Idea: #NotAllSnakes
Men who say "Not All Men" are introduced to a variety of snakes. Not all of them are venomous.

[P @proceeeding]

This Sarah Everard situation is really scaring me, because she literally spoke to her bf on the phone, wore really bright clothing, walked on a main road, was outside before 12am, and she still got killed? Do you know how scary as a woman it is to know that?

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

if your business model is to radically underpay your staff because you need them to subsidize your dream of being a Small Business Owner, i’m going to bite your face

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

I wonder do I need a new notebook...

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

You don't do valentines day? Oh wow you're so cool. Tell me more.

[James @CaucasianJames]

plants die. lava lamps live forever

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

I, and I cannot emphasise this enough, do not give a shit about your star sign

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

Maybe the problem isn't the algorithm, maybe your content is boring

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

Sometimes I have faith in humanity and other times I see the comments on a post about sexual assault or abusive relationships and the amount of people who IMMEDIATELY take the abusers side without asking questions is shocking

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

Why do people keep jumping in the ocean. What am I missing? Why would they do that?

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

I'm not saying I'm easily influenced but I just saw someone on Instagram with cool looking rocks and now I'm wondering if I should buy some crystals

[Nathaniel Tapley @Natt]

"They were lied to!"
Yes, but they were also told the truth and they chose to believe lies, or to pretend to believe them as a cover for racism or greed.

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

@K_Macxo Excellent plan

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

Maybe buying something would make me feel better?

[Jayne + @jayneonaspring]

@McCannMan They all look familiar but at the same time im pretty sure I don't actually know them