Wahida

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Self taught yogi 🧘

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Each circle has a different story

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

I finally found the square root.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

Haina comeback 💀😅

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

Body is what ? Body is tea
Account is what ? Account is empTea

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Me at the beach at my grown age 😂

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

me at someone’s house fighting for my life not to put my legs up on their couch

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me reading the messages through my notification bar and pretending not to be online

[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

Funds of affirmation , Acts of Transfer.

[Thanos @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[Felix🥷🏻 @felixmagixx]

Me calling my sister to tell her that one day I’ll give her the whole world
But for now she needs to lend me 10k

[pascal🥷 @Kobpascal]

Wife: I lost the car key again.

Husband: It’s in your jeans.

Wife: Don’t drag my family into this.

Husband:

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

wtf

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

???

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Manager: I need you to work this Saturday.

Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends.

Manager: What time will you get here?

Me: On Monday

[Makau @Ericmakau_]

Utazipata before August ama Bicep??

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

HR: we don’t pay for the first 3 months to analyze your ability

Me: l dont work for the first 3 months to analyze your payment