jayne helene

i go to ndsu

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

“we’re all born naked and the rest is drag” might be one of the most important and truest statements ever said actually

[summer 💐 @foreverwintertv]

college is not real why am i attending a kirkiversary party in someone’s basement tn

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

So you’re telling me Patrick’s mom didn’t attend his wedding with Rachel Danis, but she’s been in the court room EVERY DAY for Lindsay’s trail?

Let’s not forget that she wore pink on peace day and testified as the defense.

A mom knows.

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[Sofiaaaa @sofiaaa_Pc]

No todas podemos ser matcha girls, alguien tiene que dar la cara por el tequila

[💬 @aruariandepart]

i never asked u to be my boss. i asked to be ur employee and u said yes. so if we wanna get technical, u had an employee and i didnt have a boss. im not saying what i did was right but dont try and make it into smtg bigger than it was

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

Apparently people are folding their grocery bags into tiny perfect triangles now. I thought we all agreed the proper storage method was to nominate the strongest grocery bag and stuff 63 other bags inside it, like our mothers and grandmothers before us.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

And for the lady, perhaps we bring back quaaludes

[butthole @emma_butthole]

Close but not quite. Your soulmate is actually Minnesotan. You have to move to the twin cities ASAP and find them

[sol @tmrwimwstd]

My red flag is I can’t survive casual relationships bc I bring Shakespearean level devotion to a 1 month talking stage

[˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗ @lapislagoons]

when I am sad that things don’t work out with a new guy I’m not mourning him as much as I’m mourning that I am yet again forced to choose self respect over connection when I’d really like to be able to receive connection without having to sacrifice my self respect

[jayne helene @jaynesinhell]

My niche if you will

[ashley卌⁶³ @mmeetyouthere]

kirkblood
kirk you back
lie to kirk
kirkentine
kirk fast
moving kirk
If kirk could talk
better kirk
more
why won’t you kirk me
woke up in kirk
empty kirks
ghost of kirk
kirk among men
kirk you there
kirkylon

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

twas the night before kirkmas and all through the house, not a gang violence was counted not even shootouts

[🐧🚕🇱🇧 @58Patrick_]

Situationshipped so much that every time i talk to someone new i wonder how it will end instead of where it will go

[frida @shelovesvz]

NON disturbatemi domani e dopodomani

la combo anniversario di charlie kirk + 11 settembre sarà molto impegnativa. mi aspettano 30h di screentime

[Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌✡️ @sappholives83]

So it turns out that the hold out juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial admitted during deliberations that he had reasonable doubt as to her guilt, but refused to vote her not guilty — and men are acting as if he did something heroic.

What he actually did is called juror misconduct. He voted to convict a woman about whose guilt he felt reasonable doubt. That is the exact opposite of how the justice system is supposed to work. This man isn’t a hero. He’s a jackass who almost certainly broke sequestration, and decided to prove a point even though he admitted that what he was doing was wrong. He literally voted against his own conscience and the judge’s instructions. For all of you out there cheering him on — I just hope that you’re never at the mercy of a man like that.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Apple needs to re-release the iPod. I just want to listen to music without getting three group chat notifications and a scam call every four seconds