Lady Jayne

Mother, partner, sister, teacher. lost my mum to vascular dementia.

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@TVMusings26 And where does Tyrone fit in?

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@nnun67 @SimonJohnson_ @cleanupbritain @keithhann @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd Doesn’t look like any of the other exempt vehicles 🤷‍♀️

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@SimonJohnson_ @cleanupbritain @keithhann @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd I bet they don’t put their bins out either. Local council collect from the property if no-one in the household is physically able to put them out.

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@SueSuezep @ZiaYusufUK Didn’t quite get that, did you say £5million?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The press are all over Nicola Sturgeon, who was investigated and released without charge. So glad all I did was take £5 million to become an MP, £1m to throw an election, make a couple of dodgy house purchases and lie about Russia hacking my phone.

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@HughEdw31897368 @wesstreeting Exploring the wilderness!

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

"Unfortunately, just after my phone was hacked, I went on a fishing trip and accidentally dropped it overboard, the same day that the data centre where my messages were stored caught fire."

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Tony Blair might not like my plan, but he's wrong: it's changing Britain for the better.

https://t.co/jbDwObZZFr

[FaB Peregrines @FaBPeregrines]

This was ZNT last night. I still haven’t found her. I suspect she has been rescued but calls to local vets and rescues have proved unsuccessful so far. People are looking for her locally.

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@wesstreeting 🐍

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@wesstreeting I’m surprised any Labour candidate will accept your support. If you turned up at my door I’d send you packing. 🐍

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@DanielJHannan At least 6 children have died thinking it’s ok to do exactly this. As a person in the public eye the responsible thing to do would be to post a warning or disclaimer - don’t try this at home.

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@Anathenumberone Clickbait

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@Slade2242388217 @wesstreeting Couldn’t have put it better myself!

[Joe 💚 @J03_Bl0GG]

@wesstreeting Here wes, go fuck yourself

[Slade @Slade2242388217]

@wesstreeting You have a bloody nerve to mention the word loyalty. You traitorous, backstabbing, snake in the grass

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@wesstreeting Snake! How’s your mate Peter?
If Labour want to earn back trust they need to dump you.

[Lady Jayne @jaynesmith45]

@Eman_8282 Clickbait

[. @vkgscotland1]

Perhaps the police will now have time to do a full investigation into this criminal.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Zahawi dodged £5,000,000 of tax when he was chancellor of the exchequer and was forced to pay it back.