jane doe

not your plain jane

[Danielle @DLVermeer]

2023: Barbie summer 💗
2024: Brat summer 💚
2025: Kit summer 💔

[jane doe @jaynesworldd]

@Gap please make these in adults sizes - why are these babies getting all the good looks

[jane doe @jaynesworldd]

I always think about how lucky Kevin Costner was to kiss Whitney Houston and how lucky Whitney Houston was to kiss Kevin Costner

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

If you’re in line to see Barbie STAY IN LINE!!!

[jane doe @jaynesworldd]

THE WEB SHOOTER WAS ONLY $15 AND MY PARENTS REFUSES TO BUY IT FOR ME WHAT

[jane doe @jaynesworldd]

Where do I need to live to be a jean wearing summer girlie because I can confirm it is NOT New Orleans 🥵🔥

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Do you know why the disease (cancer) and the star sign (cancer) share a name?

Neither does anyone else!

Hippocrates named cancer after crabs but he never said why, setting humanity up for thousands of years of debate about what the fuck he was thinking.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Felt so bad for this dude.
Imagine showing up to your son's high school football game and he gets killed by Hitler.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

when you realize you shoulda bought a house in 2008 instead of fucking around in 2nd grade

[trevy @chillextremist]

If she has this in her bathroom focus on yourself

[jane doe @jaynesworldd]

@TheMagicHouse do you have an age limit for participation?

[jane doe @jaynesworldd]

Without fail dopamine floods my body every time the opening credits of The Mummy (1999) comes on. God bless Brendan Fraser.

[Julie Benson @TheJulieBenson]

Did I stutter?

[jane doe @jaynesworldd]

White Lotus did not need to go that hard for their intro song but I am so glad they did

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

this is what sun kissed means