Due to the overwhelming (lack of) demand, I'm sharing the video from my 50th birthday set at Yuk Yuks Ottawa. If you like it, leave a comment. I'm needy and love the attention :)
https://t.co/2tTrlqPBNk
Hey @Google, I bought a phone, not a babysitter. Can you please allow me to disable the 'feature' that automatically lowers my volume to a barely audible level when it's 'too loud'. I'm a grown ass man. Let me decide what's loud. Pixel = Never again.
From the people that brought you 'Covid19 isn't anything to worry about' comes... Hanta26! Chief wilderness chef and health director says 'Not worried about it'. Orange Maximus says 'I hope it's fine'. Hanta26! Coming soon to everywhere near you!
Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but doesn't a 'cease-fire' usually involve ceasing of the firing? How is Israeli strikes on Lebanon just a test of the cease-fire? Isn't it... The end?
The crazy spike in gas prices has done the unthinkable. It's made me take up jogging as a means for transportation. It's a rare case where both the cause and effect are the same. I ran.
Wow, my American friends... Your President is currently embarrassing you guys in Davos. What a moron. How can anyone not see the obvious mental decline, and there wasn't much there to begin with.
To all Americans who are getting more and more disgruntled with your politicians...check out what's going on in Nepal. Those fuckers know how to revolt. They don't like the government? They set the buildings on fire.
You know, as I get older I find myself excessively nostalgic for things from my youth. You know what I'm not nostalgic about? Mumps, measles and fucking Polio. Thanks R(at)F(uck)K Jr.
Canadian Tire is having their JumpStart promotion to help children's programs across the country. I'm not usually a big fan of children, but it's worth a dollar to me if I can watch when they boost the kid.