jordo

bands and music // whale shark enthusiast // ithaca college '20

[jordo @jayoardean]

thanks for a great night @bastilledan

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barbie saw what it was like to grow up as a girl in this world and she still decided to become a human how fucked up is that

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post oppenheimer existential crisis is for the boys
post barbie existential crisis is for the girls

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@surb__hi the two booba searches

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boy pets are for girls only

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not the lana del ray at the physical therapy office

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obsessed w the number of photos nik’s mom took of him carrying her bright pint suitcase through the streets of various italian towns

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being late to drinks w the girls is so woman-core

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@alxndra1998 me, immediately liking this while wearing an apple watch ✍️

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nik and i are taking our relationship to the next level and that level is a joint google calendar

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instead of texting slay im going to use the 💅🏻 emoji

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both shyala and nik didn’t know what the iditarod is …jail

[Dan Smith @bastilledan]

Happy 10th to “BAD BLOOD”. It took on a mad, unexpected life of its own and things got a bit out of hand.

A huge thank you to everyone involved in making it and getting it out there, and shitloads of love to everyone who’s listened to it. Happy anniversary you wonderful lot. X

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and just like that, it’s older male coworker rants about ex wife o’clock

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@shyalaj 🫢 this is so me fr

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@alxndra1998 dude yeah it seems like it it’s my first time actually performing i’m going all out

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going to karaoke w shyala’s office later taking song requests

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i have decided to take up knitting and fulfill my destiny as the friend who knits everyone little gifts