Jay Pires

You can't kill the metal!

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@TheRealMcKoy85 I want to be optimistic because they're loaded w/ talent but as you said this is an aging roster who hasn't shown the ability to stay healthy. CMC coming off a huge workload, Kittle/Bosa/Warner coming off major injuries. If healthy they're for sure contenders but that's a BIG if.

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@SleeperNFL @SleeperAZCards @SleeperSF49ers @SleeperSeahawks @RamsTapes Stafford
CMC
JSN
Garrett

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@ShaneHelmsCom My favorite Mitch Hedberg bit is when he talks about what happens if you get hungry at lunch time when staying at a Bed & Breakfast. "You need to direct me to a Chair-Lunch-Dinner. Come over about 1 but you gotta be out by 11 cause you ain't sleeping in the chair"

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@jimmyvan I could make the argument for Randy Savage also. His face is visible in every gas station and convenience store in America to this day.

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@TheMattCardona @MajorWFPod Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Andre The Giant, and Roddy Piper

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@darkseith @vintagepuro I wonder if it was because he was never THE top guy? Even as WWF champion, he was second to Hulk Hogan on the depth chart as the top guy. He never had the Hogan, Austin, Cena run. Massive star though obviously & had the mainstream notoriety through Slim Jim & later Spider-Man.

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@JordynneGrace I have been wearing the same Red Sox hat for the better part of 20 years. Once it gets nasty I replace it with an exact copy. I found my hat and I’m sticking with it!

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@zain49ers We should all be so lucky in life to love something as much as Kyle Shanahan loves mediocre offensive lineman.

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@crystalscuor So sorry for your loss

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Can you all shut the hell up about last night now!? Night 2 was an all time WrestleMania. Fantastic show. #WrestleMania

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There is no debate, Seth Rollins IS Mr. Wrestlemania #WrestleMania

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@20th_Centurygal Judas Priest. Even at an outdoor venue it was ear shattering.

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@TripMcNeely23 @CastleGuayskull 😂😂😂This is perfect

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@TheRajGiri That Mania 12 match could cure insomnia.

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@EvanSowards Alexa, play “Party In The USA” by Miley Cyrus

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@SeanRossSapp All the qualifying matches took place in Rio De Janeiro

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@Variety If there was a draft for unfunny, shitty actors who were fortunate to have a famous friend who kept getting them work despite a complete lack of talent….Rob Schneider would be the first one chosen.

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@_james_inman @adamcarolla You’re giving him way too much credit. His jokes are at least 25 years old.

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@ShaneHelmsCom Cole and McAfee were next level on the call in this match. So much fun.