Jay Patel

a.k.a. JD ✨

[Jay Patel @jaypatel_208]

Use patthar mein Bhagwan dikhta hai, mujhe Bhagwan bhi patthar dikhta hai.

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Spent so long looking for the next chapter, I never noticed I was already on the last page.

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Ahmedabad ke weather ki to baat hi kya kre....

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"Bhaiya, aap client ko itne acche se kaise samjha dete ho?"

Beta, bhaiya ne zindagi mein bahut logon ko bahut kuch samjhaya hai. Har mod pe khud ko justify karna pada hai.

Ab toh bhaiya maut ko bhi samjha sakte hain ki do din late kyun aana chahiye.

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@ImDivyashu Timepass

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Nobody sounds more optimistic than the project manager of a dying company.

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@diors1ut Reflects person

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@harshravalx Engine light on ho gya bike me bhayankar

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Destiny vs Misery

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Engine light ja hi nahi rahi bc, sports bike ka bhosda udaas kr diya hai, ethanol fuel ke chakkar me

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E20 E30 randi rona, bc ab kya belgadi chalye kya ham

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@h0tmessExpres No you can't

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Again???

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@chidchidibilli Salaried account lelo

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@iffiizguise Alzheimer's patient ho kya

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@Sejalr03 mil jaye to mitti kho jaye to sona

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@anchaltripathyy Cope

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@bythewaynikhil That's why i switched to fentanyl

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@cherryti101 Such a boomer activity