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on the grind

[jp @JayPayton02]

RETWEET 🗣️🗣️

[Callum Glover @Callum_Glover03]

A perfect summary of me and @JayPayton02 relationship (enemies to besties)

[jp @JayPayton02]

If I was Deshaun Watson I would simply learn to play the game that I get paid $200 million dollars a year to play for a living

[jp @JayPayton02]

Why don’t these people understand that when I drive I’m king of the road and everyone else has to drive according to my rules? 😩😔

[jp @JayPayton02]

Few things in life bring me as much joy as watching a car that was tailgating me switch lanes to pass me and get stuck behind a slower car

[jp @JayPayton02]

@joshpearson303 The depression arc begins 😔😔

[jp @JayPayton02]

He also just said eyes and retinas can be classified as wheels 💀💀

[jp @JayPayton02]

Some people are really out here thinking that there are more cars in the world than buildings (@BostonSullivqn)

[jp @JayPayton02]

Some people are really out here thinking that there are more cars in the world than buildings (@BostonSullivqn)

[jp @JayPayton02]

@Callum_Glover03 The only size bear you could MAYBE (maybe) beat

[Callum Glover @Callum_Glover03]

@joshpearson303 @BostonSullivqn @rjgross217

[jp @JayPayton02]

I’m going to war today (spending the whole day without any headphones)

[jp @JayPayton02]

@joshpearson303 Why do you have so little faith in me

[jp @JayPayton02]

@joshpearson303 Ok that’s it I’m revoking chipotle privileges from you

[jp @JayPayton02]

Ok I’m clearing the air here: the bowl consisted of white rice, barbacoa, queso, salsa, quac, and cheese. It’s an AGRESSIVELY normal order you bozos.

[jp @JayPayton02]

@joshpearson303 ITS A NORMAL FUCKING ORDER BRUH

[jp @JayPayton02]

@joshpearson303 😔😔

[jp @JayPayton02]

Me when my Professor says “if you don’t learn anything else in this course, please at least remember that” while I was watching some leaves though the window and not at all listening to anything he said

[jp @JayPayton02]

Merry Christmas everybody I hope you all get to listen to some holiday music today

[jp @JayPayton02]

God gives his weakest soldiers (me) his toughest battles (life)

[jp @JayPayton02]

Why did I just randomly wake up after like an hour of sleep to find blood gushing out of my nose??

[jp @JayPayton02]

@flynn_cowie Felt