Kanayochukwu Johnpaul

A data analyst,virtual assistant, a history lover, and a diplomat!
A realist too!
This page is just my diary and where I rant too.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

@TheBayoHub CV

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

@OghoghoIgbino @geedayyy @winexviv That's how I do nowadays. I don't even bother replying again.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

@GLat_2000 @funkeakindele I am igbo too, but I can't stand when people don't deliver on their promises and airpeace is fond of this. Last week was @Symply_Tacha that cried about what they did to him, this week is funke. And this is not about tribe so don't play that card here.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

@Official_Isaaco There's no how you will be defending Tinubu without looking and sounding stupid. No how

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

@SirJarus What made your TL to resign? Look into that before accepting any TL position. So that what your team lead ran away from will not happen to you

[Splendor of SQL 🇬🇧🇩🇪💖 @iam_Uchenna]

To be good at something, I have to obsess over it. I have to think about it a lot. The battle has to be won in my mind and in my heart.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

Why should you be sweating like a Christmas goat in the middle of the day while relying on the breeze to dry sweaty body? What happened to having a 200naira handkerchief that will help you avoid discomforting others that board the same bus as you?

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

Men should learn how to go about with handkerchief. I see no reason why your beards should be dropping with sweat. There's no reason why you will sweat to the extent that your ears will be dropping down sweat from your head and you will not have any handkerchief to clean it off.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

@imalice97 Hello

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

Let's all normalise telling fat people to their face that they are fat. Let's all agree on telling them about the discomfort they give people that paid the same fare as them.
This is not to bodyshame anybody but to bring to their notice that their indiscipline dey affect others.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

Who you don't want to be in power will get in there and make policies that will affect you and your household in all ramification.

Ndi igbo, let's try again this time and we will keep trying until we get it right. Unu adakwala mba! Ike agwukwana unu!

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

There is urgent need for a serious sensitisation against political apathy in South East Nigeria. Almost everyone in South East has lost interest in elections and voting. They feel that their votes doesn't count after voting hence why they should refrain from voting.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

Tell these people that choosing not to vote is indirectly voting in who you don't want, to be in power. Ignorance has never been an excuse. Political apathy has not gotten things done in any part of the world and Nigeria cannot be an exception.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

Upper iweka in Onitsha is not a real place. The lady beside me just gave a "supposed driver" standing behind the bus her phone to look at the description in her phone. Upon turning back to ask the driver whether he knows the place, the suposed driver don disappear with the phn😂

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

Later, we will talk about the subtle jealousy and envy that exists between those igbo men that weren't given option of going to school, those men that were taken by force by their parents into the "Igba Boi" igbo apprenticeship system and those that went to university.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

There inferiority complex is always 100%. There will make the workplace so toxic for you that you will everyday wish to quit. The older ones that are older in age will always not abide by the rules so far it is coming from you who they are older than.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

As a graduate, Whatever you do please avoid taking up a job where almost all your colleagues are non graduate. Especially when you are placed slightly above them in rank in the office. It breeds envy and jealousy. Whatever you do will be termed pride.

[Kanayochukwu Johnpaul @jaypeedataboy]

Not this keke guy telling me unsolicited that he served so-so to so-so year while I was in his keke going for monthly clearance.

Oga, I didn't ask you o!
What do you hope to gain by telling me that unwanted piece of information about yourself? Keep it to yourself please!
#NYSC

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@iam_Uchenna Congratulations bro