Jaypee Sanchez

36, From the world’s worst metro traffic in 2023

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@ABSCBNNews The irony of calling out people to stop “pamumulitika” when she is actively engaging in a political activity at that very moment.

As an elected official, she will always be politically-linked.

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@PhilippineStar Every time he positions himself as a serious statesman, his renegade tirades betray his intention.

Can this be used as evidence against him in the same case he calls “lokohan”?

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@Bert_Control Pero yung dapat natin tandaan ay bawal ang jaywalking at lane sharing, kasama dito ang lane filtering at lane splitting, sa Pilipinas.

Kahit hindi sila nahuhuli at napaprusahan, hindi pa rin ito tamang gawain.

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@Bert_Control Yung motor, derederetso without full visibility sa harap. Nag slow down lahat ng nasa harapan pero siya tuloy-tuloy lang from a blind spot. Yung nag video, parehas lang pero may breaking distance pa yata siya or naka wide angle lens.

Yung pedestrian, wala sa tamang tawiran.

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I prefer having a headache from too much alcohol than a headache from too much coffee

Ayoko na ng Highlands Coffee

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Gumawa lang naman ako ng okiy at sinamak. Bakit parang nagluto ako ng pang-fiesta?

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Video mobile phones did not exist before 1999 in Japan. Colored touch screen phones did not happen until the early 2000s. Detective Conan started in 1996. Malupit na suspension of disbelief ang kailangan para lang tapusin ang episode.

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Ang hirap manood ng prequel episodes ng Detective Conan. 30 years has passed since the first episode ng detective conan. Pero sa 30th anniv prequel episode na naganap bago siya maging si Conan, may kaso siya na gumamit ng mobile phone videos as evidence.

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I just spent almost 1k for:
5 kgs of rice
1 bottle of rice wine
1 small jar of peanut butter
1/4 kg of onions

So ano na lang ang pwede kong ulam kung gusto ko na mabuhay sa 1k per week?

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@TheEvilFreak29 Why does her opinion matter?

Regardless, I think Ces did just ask the gentleman she was interviewing to clarify if her understanding is correct. It is fair and unbiased because the gentleman appears to be saying two contradicting statements.

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May sunog yata sa Taguig

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@gmanews Oh. And one if those guys tried to break my side mirror before. Wala lang akong video sa side mirror kaya hindi siya na record ng camera. Holy week pa nangyari.

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Also, nagloloko yung McDo Listens site ninyo. Doon ko na lang sana ire-report eh hind kinikilala yung survey code.

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Hey @McDo_PH. I think mali yung binigay sa order ko. Feeling tuloy nasayang lang yung pag redeem ko ng points sa app.

I redeemed a McChicken sandwich and I got a Crispy Chicken sandwich. Eh dahil binalot nila kahit dine-in ako dapat, umuwi na lang ako saka ko napansin na mali.

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Gusto ko lang mag takr ng basic photos sa phone. Pero puro post processing pa yung phone mo na medyo bago.

Ang sarap ilabas yung mga lumang phones na nakatabi sa bahay.

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Kailan ka huling sumakay ng tren?

Walang tao kasi lunch time.

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@MMDA @PasayPIO @PasayPolice Saan po pwede mag report kung ang local barangay enforcers ang pumapayag na gawing 2-way ang isang one-way na masikip na daanan?

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So pwede na ba itong gamitin as reason kung bakit hindi ko natatanggap mga billing statements ko? Kasi sasabihin ng mga banks na pinadala po namin via email na binigay ko. Na na lock out nga lahat.

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Sobrang odd talaga ng online security measures sa linked accounts. Sobrang circular.

Email A login -> OTP in email B
Email B login -> OTP in email C
Email C login-> OTP in whatsapp using email A

Pag sabay-sabay ang security lockdown nila, no access ka bigla sa lahat.

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Is IOS acting up today? All my deviceshave slow internet and they are all connected to different networks. Hahaha