Jason Perri

Happily married stepfather and son of Jesus Christ. Realtor in the day, casino dealer at night. Never woke, conservative 🚫DM #GoBlue〽️
Jeremiah 29:11 God wins

[Seider_Salad @SeiderSalad]

Sources close to the matter are telling me that Sebastian Cossa is a Goaltender prospect for the Detroit Red Wings and the Edmonton Oilers are a hockey team in the Western Conference of the NHL. More updates to come when I have them

[Benson @Miggysbat]

Y’know, I was thinking Brewers-A’s playing in Vegas was the wildest stadium location of the night, until the Twins and Tigers decided to play a baseball game on freaking Vormir

[Trevor McCue @trevormccue]

It will be a Maize Out when Michigan hosts Oklahoma on Sept. 12.

[Tigermike The Sequel @papatigermike]

It’s a winner! Hell of a game tonight!

[Ozzy and Keats @ozzyandkeats]

The wildest offseason in Wings history is upon us. Dylan Larkin has requested a trade. We dive into that with the help of The Athletic’s NHL reporter, @m_bultman on @OzzyandKeats this week. Just what was hockey’s reaction?

https://t.co/3Zg0ejLroa

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[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

My haters always run the same tired playbook.

First, they attack my face, claiming I’ve had surgery, even though this is the exact same face I was born with.

When that fails, they call me a “hoe”despite the fact I’ve only ever been with my husband my entire life.

It just proves what we already know: a woman’s true power has always been her fertility and beauty.

They’ll scream it’s their career, money, brains, or personality…

but deep down, they know what they value.

That’s exactly why they attack other women under the guise of whatever they wish they had.

[Tamera Nealy @tnnealy02]

BREAKING: I was just told by Austin Metcalf’s friend that as him and a group of friends left the courthouse today, they were surrounded by a large group of Karmelo Anthony supporters. According to them, members of the crowd shouted, “F*** Austin,” said they would “piss on his grave,” told the teens that they “should be dead with him,” and even spit at them.

Regardless of anyone’s views on the case, no grieving teenager should be subjected to harassment, threats, or degrading treatment while leaving a courthouse.

[Queen of the Puck @rbarkleyhockey]

P.K. Subban to Andrei Svechnikov: "Be a man!"
P.K. Subban: *wearing women's trousers* 😅
#SoundTheSiren #ForgedInGold #NHL #StanleyCup

[The Grind Line Podcast™ @GrindLinePod]

Dylan Larkin and Michael Rasmussen are the final 2 pieces of the Ken Holland era. Both could be gone this summer. Next season could be a full Yzerman team and it might look far different than last season. We said we wanted content, we were not prepared
#LGRW

[NHL Trade Alert @NHLTradeAlert]

32 Thoughts (June 10): The latest on Dylan Larkin:
• Elliotte says he's heard different teams Larkin would be willing to go to but doesn't want to discredit the initial report, names Tampa and Dallas.
• Says he believes teams have already sent in trade offers, thinks Minnesota and Florida are two of those teams.
• People told him the relationship fell apart from missing the playoffs, all the losing and not adding at the deadlines/in the summers. Elliotte mentions in 23-24 losing Gostisbehere and Perron. #LGRW #NHL

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

I want one so bad!

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

This is what it’s like to play golf at 1am in Iceland 🇮🇸

(The 17th hole at Keilir GC)

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

Jan. 1, 1997: In the Outback Bowl between #15 Michigan and #16 Alabama, QB Brian Griese took the snap on a 44-yard field goal attempt and stunned everyone by scrambling up the middle for a first down:

#GoBlue 〽️

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Michael Dougherty let a man go free who admitted to possessing child p**n and brought dildos to have s*x with a 13-year-old

He’s running for Colorado Attorney General.

The election is in two weeks.

[GodlyVibez Studios @GVStudios_TV]

🚨Cleveland Browns football players gather together to host first ever Cleveland for Christ event🔥

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

This makes me happy.

4 years in prison!

[The Grind Line Podcast™ @GrindLinePod]

Elliotte says Helene's report of MIN, FLA, VGK may be a little off, says she probably had a great source and doesn't want to discredit hr reporting. Thinks Larkin will go to someone who is ready to win now.

At the beginning of the Quinn Hughes situation, he didn't think he was going to Minnesota, but that's where he ended up. Guerin has probably went in hot with an offer already, same with Florida.

Where did everything go sideways? Could have been when Bertuzzi got traded and the contract talks that followed, but that's business. Where it really could have fallen apart was the lack of moves at the deadlines and the summers. Losing Ghost and Perron was tough. Yzerman tried hard to add, he just struck out. Then they miss Hughes without an extension commitment, and grab Faulk but still miss.

They just lost faith in each other a bit. Losing sucks, and it just drove a wedge into the relationship.

#LGRW #RedWings

[Erika Erickson @ErikaEricksontv]

Sisters stab Detroit restaurant worker over wrong food order, prosecutors say

Brianna and Kierianna Long are now charged with assault with intent to murder, assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder and assault with a dangerous weapon.

Brianna, who was 9 months pregnant when the alleged stabbing happened, gave birth four days before her arraignment.

Police said the stabbing happened on E Warren Avenue on May 30, just after 6 p.m. Prosecutors say after the sisters received the wrong food order from a worker, they argued with the employee, went behind the counter and began assaulting the worker.

Brianna and Kierianna allegedly chased the worker throughout the restaurant while throwing things at the worker. While the employee threw things back at Brianna and Kierianna, prosecutors said they picked up a knife that was thrown at them and used the knife to stab the worker in the stomach.

Prosecutors also said they tried to throw hot grease at the worker, and one of the sisters allegedly told the worker, “I’m going to kill you,” during the alleged assault.

Read much more here: https://t.co/uK9Cdirn5Z

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Black man in Florida filmed himself in an anti-white, racially motivated attack, “down to 4 crackers na free karmelo” by punching a veteran in the head, all for internet fame. He told the veteran he was going to die after mockingly accusing him of serving on the jury that convicted Karmelo Anthony.

This thug needs to be identified and charged with a racially motivated assault.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WHAT ON EARTH?!!!

I have obtained incredibly disturbing footage of 3 Black girls beating the living hell out of a Hispanic female McDonalds employee in Greensboro NC.

According to witnesses, the employee asked the 3 girls to leave the McDonalds and they BEAT HER and broke her nose.

WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!