Jordan Peers

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

Instantly iconic.

@OfficialBWFC fans will never, ever get bored of watching this 😮‍💨

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Tim Heidecker and Connor O’Malley have been asymptotically approaching it, but no one has achieved this.

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

@danbarker Ah but you forget -

EV? Woke 🥱
Locally sourced? 15 minute cities 😡
Organic? Hippy bs✌️
Recycling? Lefty nonsense 💩

We don't want these transgender ideals corrupting our supermarket milk, true patriots drink Tesco's sovereignty milk!
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

@Labubu_Domacica @Noonz I've grown up in estate cars as my dad has always had one, whether it was Volvo, Renault, Audi or Honda. I think people aren't buying SUVs/crossovers for the utility, they're buying them for the higher driving position. They don't touch an estate for practicality one bit.

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

@whoiscriminal @ojvhteuhyhes I wish this was true, cos then maybe we wouldn't be having water companies pouring shite in our rivers. Aslong as the shareholders are happy the CEO's can be as morally bankrupt as they want.

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

@TheGeekOfReason @jenuflexion Once people realise businesses lobby govt to maintain current policy as is to keep their costs low and maximise profit, they'll realise the foreigner isn't the issue. You can be called John or Mohammed, businesses don't care, they only care about profit

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Liquid football from B̶a̶r̶c̶e̶l̶o̶n̶a̶ Bolton!

Amario Cozier-Duberry finishes off a flowing team move 👏😮‍💨

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Just a reminder today on how much Orban sounds like Gru from Despicable Me

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

@CantEverDie I was amazed when I found out new cars require you to select a profile before accessing your dash like it's selecting which profile is yours on netflix. Just put the radio on and let me drive the damn car.

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

Abe Simpson ass President

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: Whose idea was that to put ICE in the airports?

Trump: Mine. That was mine. That was like the paper clip. Do you know the story of the paper clip? 182 years ago, a man discovered the paper clip. It was so simple. ICE was my idea

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

@theahmedjaffery @thechosenberg I think to make FIRE work you have to obsess over the numbers to achieve your goal, as every opportunity to earn is prioritised. But imo it's naive to pause your life to live it later, cos what happens if you become ill/die before you plan to retire? Nothing is guaranteed.

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

My favourite thing about Louis Theroux's Manosphere is that there's 4 different pronunciations of his name within the first 2 minutes

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

I lost my shit when that went in. Never seen a comeback at the Reebok like it

[Sky Bet League One @SkyBetLeagueOne]

And what a way to win it for @OfficialBWFC! 😍

#EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

*a child aged 13-15

Fixed it for you @Telegraph

[Jordan Peers @jaypizzle28]

Ridiculous to see @BBCBreakfast reporting the Defence Sec's visit to Cyprus today after 'Iranian drone strikes' when the MoD released a statement last night saying it wasn't Iran who attacked the UK base. Dishonest and disrespectful reporting that leads the public on.

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

Update on UK operations in the Middle East: 04 March 2026 ⬇️

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

The perfect AI video does exist.

[Franklin @FranklinVH2]

The fact that the UK is so vulnerable to global shocks is an indictment on every single politician over the last 20 or 30 years. Such a shoddy place to be. Every time war flares up or there’s some problem with shipping or whatever, Britain suffers stupidly outsized effects