NoYouCantTouchMyBeard

Sarcasm is my love language. Beard policies strictly enforced

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@johnnyflash__ Another tantrum 🙄

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This will always bring me chills! One Shining Moment | 2026 NCAA Tournament | CBS Sports https://t.co/80gEJ83wid via @YouTube

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Watchibg @DinaPugliese freestyle to Shabba Ranks was the highlight of my morning. The weekend has officially begun! @breakfasttv

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Can someone explain to me what is the “right and/or ethical” way an NBA player can score 100 points in a game?

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Is 50 Cent the “Donald Trump” of Hiphop?

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What’s good?

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@raptorsrepublic No

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Happy birthday @Who_Is_Taylanee

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Merry Christmas everyone

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@VinnysCorner1 Juwan Howard

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@VinnysCorner1 El Presidente

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@LattianaAli Amen

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@LattianaAli Wearing a man purse and fighting 3 🥷 is crazy anywhere!

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A toast 🥂 to the parents with kids returning to school this week!
Congratulations on surviving the summer 👏🏽

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There’s someone out there who’s been praying for this version of you their whole life 🙏🏽

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@LattianaAli @__tennessee Wait a minute?! 🤔

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@LattianaAli 👏🏽

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Good morning world

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@MuseBarnes @grok Let’s see how this goes

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It’s going to be a nasty, muggy day in the city. Thank GOD I’m working from home today.