Jape Ullman

Two 3-legged cats in a trench coat trying to pass as two 4-legged cats in a trench coat

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

@pattonoswalt @billyjoel buzzfeed gawker reddit blogs / Kim Jong's uncle fed to dogs / Berlin / Snowden / Joe DiMaggio

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It's a TOTAL MASSACRE Christmas! So we're checking out another Shane Black movie that technically takes place at Christmas, THE LAST BOY SCOUT!

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Spotify: https://t.co/FdVoeuGWmN
Apple: https://t.co/hJMMwosXwN

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Thanksgiving means family, and family means action movies! So we're doing a show on the most family-oriented action franchise around, LETHAL WEAPON!

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Spotify: https://t.co/JkLIlvqaBA
Apple: https://t.co/NqESHAoMTG

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holy shit, that's the Bourne Supremacy. @RowanKaiser, @christyadmiraal, @jaypullman, and @KevKoeser get together to discuss shakes, fridges, and superspies!

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Spotify: https://t.co/LXYLjp4BYK
Apple: https://t.co/L6w2njjBBc

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

@Kyle_MacLachlan Quoth the Raven “Never Mourvèdre”

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Big Trouble! Little China! Total Massacre! @RowanKaiser, @jaypullman, @KevKoeser, and @AutomaticZen put out the well-worn VHS and talk about Kurt, stereotypes, and fun!

Direct: https://t.co/jK1xZd86lR
Spotify: https://t.co/tqzBVUq042
Apple: https://t.co/bMIyeAJojk

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We're not bullshitting you! It's really Total Recall on Total Massacre! Starring @rowankaiser, @kevkoeser, and @jaypullman

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Apple: https://t.co/lts1v8b20B
Spotify: https://t.co/j4QnSCfCaK

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In honor of the new Harley Quinn movie we went to the first time Margot Robbie's character was redeemed: BIRDS OF PREY. join @RowanKaiser @velocciraptor @voellig and @jaypullman!

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Apple: https://t.co/yiGOpouEj6

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

@wwwDylanReiff next up: Tecate slushie coming summer 2022 just you wait

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The Bourne Identity is smart, tense, funny, and pleasantly restrained for an action movie. But it's also oddly forgettable? We talk about that strange combo on this week's TOTAL MASSACRE:

Spotify: https://t.co/RKjFQZsGAA
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Strap on your seatbelts, @RowanKaiser and @jaypullman are covering 2002's sequel to Run Lola Run, The Bourne Identity!

Direct: https://t.co/fwJYsWprmk
Spotify: https://t.co/xMysLP885I

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Hey boppers, there's a cool set of cats out on the streets for a long night of danger and lust. That's right baby, it's The Warriors, and it's on Total Massacre.

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Spotify: https://t.co/gIj7OZ0I12
Apple: https://t.co/tUV0xbcO3S

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

@RowanKaiser I did this exactly for my last ME3 campaign, and it worked like a charm. 😙👌

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

Why are they called “anti-vaxxers” when they could’ve been called “vax evaders” smdh

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It's almost impossible to describe how THE MATRIX was the biggest thing in pop culture in 1999. But @RowanKaiser, @wwwDylanReiff, @jaypullman, and @KevKoeser all did our best!

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[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

I have a dozen more just like em!

[Josh Drake @therealjoshyd]

@jaypullman lol that seems like such a clunky oversight

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

@therealjoshyd EVERY PIC IS ALMOST TOTALLY DARK WITH A GIANT “SAVE” ICON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRAME ffs

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla has such a wonderful and robust photo mode. It’s great. When snapping a pic in-game, Xbox automatically takes a screenshot. So smart! And it works really well I mean look at these beauties

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

A place where everybody knows your name? And they’re always glad you came? Perhaps their troubles are all the same? Sorry can’t think of one.

[Jennifer Hale @jhaletweets]

ok
words people, I need you

what would you call a safe place to stop and rest?
a place that has your back?
a place where you matter just as you are?
a place to go for a break from the chaos of life these days?

what would you call that place?

[Jape Ullman @jaypullman]

@RowanKaiser @KalleFrm @total_mass_pod @RobZacny STRANGE DAYS IS SO GOOD but may be a stretch for this podcast imo