jack

curb magnet

[ً @cfwmx]

yall gotta learn sarcasm i cannot be saying i’m kidding all the time

[dreshida defender @battinsonhive]

Im having so much more fun this season idk about yall

[omeotoris 🩸 | SUSSED AT 10k @0meotoris]

talking to your mom is a form of self-harm

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

people born in 2001 are turning 50 years old this year...let that sink in

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Can you feel me looking at your location on find my friends, do you feel like there’s an angel watching over you

[jynx @jynxbby]

saying “have a good day” after i just ruined it

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

💁‍♀️

[Sam @zo1oft]

Keep losing my passport so I framed it

[jack @jayqualinlu]

Frontal lobe AND mental illness fully developing 😍🫶🏻

[user @user84829272]

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

[maya ꕤ @mayahorizons]

me when i’m home and finally get to take off my bra

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingothx]

when i dont text back it’s bc i’m busy. when you dont text back it’s bc you hate me & want me to die

[jack @jayqualinlu]

But what if the person’s stuff you vowed to watch at the library DOES get stolen?? Like are we fighting for them??

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[jack @jayqualinlu]

Wearing too much cologne/perfume in public should be a punishable crime

[jynx @jynxbby]

me after saying “girl bye” to a man

[jack @jayqualinlu]

The covington Costco has awful vibes

[jack @jayqualinlu]

idc eating more than your boyfriend is so embarrassing

[jack @jayqualinlu]

I love, love, LOVE cooking for people I LOVE