Jay

[Trevoh Chalobah @TrevohChalobah]

After 18 years, it’s time to say goodbye to Chelsea. I arrived as a nine-year-old with a dream, and I leave as a man who’s lived that dream in ways I never imagined. This journey tested me, lifted me, and strengthened me. To every teammate, coach, staff member, and supporter, thank you for shaping me. I gave everything I had, and I’m proud of the person this club helped me become. To the young players: the path won’t always be smooth. But stay ready, stay positive, and keep your faith. God’s timing is always right. Thank you all, truly, with love and gratitude.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 OFFICIAL: Mykhailo Mudryk is clear to play again after doping accusations. Case settled.

Mudryk, expected to join Chelsea in Hong Kong for pre-season tour. He’s gonna be available immediately.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Many have asked how can Chelsea spend so much money buying players? At @valuball we’ve looked at the exit door too, and adjusted using a CPP index. Chelsea are miles ahead of all other PL clubs when it comes to player sales.

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> left-wing activist
> keeps posting "fck ICE" on social media
> gets murdered by her asylum seeker husband

Reap what you sow

[FourthDrawerDown #MDANT 🏅 @itaintwhywhywhy]

Might be the worse one yet?

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Agent @JerrySeinfeld just executed another hit. 💥

[Conn @ConnCFC]

.@Arsenal

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨Thierry Henry on Noni Madueke calling Chelsea “where I was”:*

“When you say you ‘came so quickly from where I was’ to describe joining Chelsea, you’re disrespecting the club and every Chelsea fan.”

“Noni Madueke should remember he scored only 3 goals and 1 assist for my beloved Arsenal this season in the Premier League. Yet you want to talk rubbish about Chelsea, like you’ve contributed something huge to Arsenal’s season.”

“Chelsea isn’t ‘where I was’. Chelsea is a destination, a legacy — a place where dreams are fulfilled and legends are made, just like Arsenal.
Respect the shirt, the history, and the fans who make this club special. I expected better from him.”

“The way Madueke is behaving towards Chelsea, he’ll do the same to my beloved Arsenal when he leaves one day.

Madueke, don’t make me believe what people are saying — that you’re a snake. You’re a Spurs fan who came through their academy, but as soon as you went to Chelsea, you started talking badly about Spurs too.”

[CFC OBEY®️ @_kobbyphocus]

Michael Carrick next season after getting the permanent job at Manchester united:

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

if I speak.

this is a PGMOL handed title. they didn’t earn a thing

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Reform win an astonishing 24 out of 25 seats in Wigan.

Congratulations to Ed Miliband - Labour successfully reach NET ZERO seats in their heartland of 40 years!

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

I found some absolute classics in this record store. 💿

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

Zack Polanski just got destroyed by the CEO of Palantir.

More business leaders need to hold all these far-left conspiracy theories and lies accountable.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💙 Moisés Caicedo when asked about Real Madrid looking for a midfielder: “I want to become a Chelsea legend”.

“I’m under contract at Chelsea and my focus is on #CFC and Ecuador”, told @elchiringuitotv.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Reece James has agreed a new six-year deal at Chelsea which will keep him at the club until 2032 🚨

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Another one bites the dust

[Retard Translator ™ @RetardDecoder]

Liberal “influencers” all over X right now:

“What happened to your world peace President”?

Iran murdered 30,000 protestors a few weeks ago.

THIS IS the peaceful solution.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I've just watched a video from some unwashed left wing influencer claiming that Restore Britain wants to remove a million people over a period of five years.

I want to make our response really clear, because this is just blatant misinformation.

We'll deport far more than that.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Don Lemon SCREWED himself by being on video admitting intent to storm the Minnesota church, violating the FACE Act

"It's called Operation Pull-Up! After we do the operation, you'll see it live! It's a surprise, I can't tell you where!"

[Premier League @premierleague]

Your annual reminder of just how *ridiculous* Chelsea’s defence was in the 2004/05 season 😱

Bryan Mbeumo’s equaliser for Man Utd against Arsenal means Chelsea’s record of conceding only 15 goals in a single campaign can’t be beaten for another season!