Jay Rajdev

Ad innovation @itv. Paxton Upper @spursofficial. Ex media agency/adtech. Views own.

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

You boy! Are the riots working or are they still talking about that £5 million?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Nigel Farage's work over the last 11 weeks broken down:

- Parliamentary votes registered (including on immigration): 0

- Violent racial divisions stoked: 1

[Patrick Bury @PatrickBury]

"If Arsenal are unpopular with neutrals, it’s because they waste everyone’s time. Not just their opponents’ time, but our time too. Football fans everywhere are suffering Arsenal’s consequences. They are like a company that spews pollution into the environment in their production process, privatising the profits and socialising the costs. To them, dumping toxic sludge into the river is just free waste disposal. It’s the rest of us who get a headache when we drink the tap water" https://t.co/PHpC1FRgv7

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

But...we do this bro. Haven't you heard we do this? We're like famous for it.
Why are you making like you don't know? Who made you in charge all of a sudden?

[Matt Hayes 🇮🇪 @matthayesthfc]

If last night’s referee had any bit of involvement in the Premier League, Arsenal wouldn’t even have been in the title race.

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

Ref tells Saka to hurry up and take the corner with stoppage time up. Saka does his usual slow-walk to run down the clock. The ref calmly waits, and the absolute second Saka gets into position? He blows for half-time.

Absolute cinema. Masterclass game management for a final.

Arsenal got so used to getting away with murder from Premier League refs that when someone actually enforces the rules, they think they’re being robbed.

Credit where it’s due tho, they played some demonic football to get here. But if PL refs weren't so intimidated by Arteta’s touchline tantrums and fooled by their theatrics, Arsenal wouldn’t be parading a PGMOL trophy today.

Justice served in Europe! 🫶🏼

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Lost on penalties. Obviously he is English after all.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

*Declan Rice passes the ball five yards*

Ally McCoist: “That is exceptional.”

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Every VAR error: How Arsenal escaped red cards and penalties https://t.co/xEProzlgeu

[Tottenham Independent Transfer Stories @solventspurs]

To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.

[Paul O Keefe @pokeefe1]

Overwhelming sense of relief not jubilation. A disgraceful season that can't be forgotten just because they got away with it. Totally unacceptable and heads must roll this summer amongst the hierarchy. This can never happen again.

[Daniel Wynne @danielwynne_]

Really @allyrudd_times ?

Awful, vitriolic piece written without foundation.

Criticism is one thing but not when your credibility gets shot in the process.

Not your finest hour.

[Jay Rajdev @jayrajdev]

@danielwynne_ @allyrudd_times Full agree. It’s unnecessarily vile, toxic, and published at the worst possible moment.
@thetimes

[David Walker @DaveModculture]

RIP Judith, but you’re name will live on whenever anyone you know goes on more than 2 holidays a year.

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

Net migration has fallen by 82% since its peak.

Some are claiming that emigration is the reason - but it isn't.

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Dan Burn against Spain tiki-taka at the World Cup

[Simon Yemane @simonyemane]

Arsenal got the most red cards in the league last season (6).

Then they made a huge fuss about officiating and even went directly to the PGMOL.

This season they’ve had 0 red cards in 37 games.

Total coincidence, I’m sure.

[CCHQ Press @CCHQPress]

Still no answer from Reform's resident rent-a-gob?