jay ramsay

problem solver, system engineer, legend in my own house

those that say it can't be done, should get out of the way of those doing it

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

@RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp Your automated customer helpline is the worst I've ever encountered. Voice recognition didn't understand my reference number despite repeating it 8 times and then just hung up. had to ring back three times, now waiting 20 minutes for an advisor. unacceptable

This is all to find a package that should have been delivered 3 days ago and is still in the wrong place

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

Just got toffee-toffee-toffee out of a bag of Revels

I'm pretty much invincible at this point!

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

What this airplane needs is MORE COWBELL!!

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

@TLRailUK Affected Train has now left farringdon

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

@ARUFC Hiya, just seen youve lost your games tomorrow, I have a 3rd/development team at long Eaton desperate to get a game on but have no opposition. Appreciate you might have already lost the lads, but if you're up for a game we can host you. VPs day so will be great atmosphere

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

@will_owen9 I would like to like this many times

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@Tom15Day @PageMidlands @LongEatonRugby

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

About 6 years ago I switched from the big side to the small.side in of the cheese grater. Never looked back. I genuinely don't know how I spent so many years with chunky cheese strips instead of actually grated cheese.

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

@RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret Could offering a free vote on the legalisation of cannabis save the Tories. Great for the treasury (tax) and throws a big tempter to the youth vote. Plus challenges labour to match or refute?

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

Road is now completely blocked,

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@ATCLeicester at least 4 or 5 cars abandoned in #flood water on the a6, #Loughborough side of #Hathern.

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

Panto time baybay!!!!!
Happy birthday to Rachel xx

#LTHpanto

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

Holidays are coming... Holidays are coming...

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

@ARUFC How's it looking out there?

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

@LichfieldRugby Any live score updates?

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

@onejasonknight Stand in a circle, everyone write on a card the person who is most to blame for the last period of work. Weakest link style!!

Really fun and importantly sets the blame hierarchy early in the session!?

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

Had a great idea today so bought 2 new domains, looking forward to the PayPal reminding you me next year of another forgotten dream costing me £14.99 pa

[Cult Kits @cultkits]

Is this one of the greatest football shirt sponsors, EVER?

We think it might just be...

#NUFC #footballshirts #cultkits

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
There’s been a massive cock up and as a result, there’s a very slim chance, some of our Hawkstone CIDER bottles might, there’s no easy way of saying this, explode. If the cap has the code L3160, open it underwater, pour it away and get in touch for a refund. [email protected]
Really sorry about this but on the upside, the beer is fine and still delicious. As is the cider, in bottles that are unaffected. Which is almost all of them.

[jay ramsay @jayramsay]

1000 times this!!

Understanding the systems (tech and non-tech) that may be affected or involved in delivering a price of value, isn't the same as knowing how to deliver it.

Writing a bunch of tickets anchors the process on your own understanding, and restricts group learning

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

You can't manage products w/ tickets. Tickets define explicit work to be done. That's not the way that product discovery and refinement works. Any ticket-monkey PO sitting in front a computer typing "stories" into tickets all day doesn't understand either stories or product mgmt.