Jordan

And you can’t quote me.

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

His Deepest ones yet

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

I love this F ing guy — wake up Hawks!

[Jordan @JaySee02]

IOWA. ROLL. CORN.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

File under things that make our heart happy.

#OpeningDay // @ARizzo44

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

think i want a second opinion, large fry or 10 piece McNuggets?

[Jordan @JaySee02]

@PardonMyTake

[C.J. Gardner-Johnson @CGJXXIII]

God made no mistake, wouldn’t trade that feeling last night for anything 🐻

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

coming soon to @ofcwrigleyfield.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

oh by the gods

[0HOUR1 @CHIMPUSX]

Chicago PD sided with ICE

Real cops know the dangers.

Good on him!

[Jordan @JaySee02]

@pivot_tables @PardonMyTake Yes. Once in reg season and once in post season.

[Jordan @JaySee02]

@Drst89 @PardonMyTake The packers locker room was literally talking about how they wanted to play the bears over the eagles before playoffs because they “want to put their season to bed.” Idk what circle you’re talking about but this circle just closed lmao

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

Victory hath been secured! The antidotes distributed to the public for lactase in the water supply proved vital in the waning moments.

A civilian secured a dairy-shredding device amidst the height of battle.

The knees of the enemy are bent.

Good. Better. Best.
—CW

[Jordan @JaySee02]

BREGMAN AND BEARS WITHIN 1 HOUR WHAT A FUCKING DAY

[Jordan @JaySee02]

Chicago wins tn either way idgaf

[MLB @MLB]

Cubs, 3B Alex Bregman reportedly agree to 5-year deal, per @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Jake Connelly aka Delightful Derek is in the house 🙌

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

I write by candlelight as the Dairy Platoon stirs. They begin to march and by morrow’s night will press upon our soil.

The flame’s flicker throws shadows upon the barracks; the men stand solemn behind the quiet faith of our civilians.

Dost thou believe in Monsters?
—CW

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

DA NFL IS RIGGGED!!! FUK YOU STELERS!!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The live total in Bears/Niners is 79.5!!!