JC

I miss fast food.

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Where are you all even finding me? I've only ever posted one decent vine. https://t.co/Tp6Iq1772K

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'@BigCatDerek 'Thanks for listening to my rabbit jokes. I got another one if you wanna hear it!

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@jacksfilms The Invisible Man

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You should join me on Listia to get some cool free stuff plus a special bonus gift here: http://t.co/TGwtT5PoSQ

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How are you supposed to become a #vegan if you can't eat beans or other protein producing plants?

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#ValentinesDay is a miserable day.

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@dominos Why is @pizzahut following you?

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@BurgerKing Is there any chance you guys could do a thing where you sell curly fries?

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@TacoBell I am 90 miles away from the nearest caramel apple empanada, and I'm going through major withdrawal issues. I miss that angel jizz.

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@PonderMoofin You know now what you must do. Go forth, my child.

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It is such an honor for my followers to have achieved Dominance. The murder of your hatchlings for my personal benefit is much appreciated.

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MY EXALTS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARK.

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I was told that I was not a dragon today by a little girl at the supermarket. #mylifeisalie #deitydragonproblems

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@DRUNKHULK I don't really think she should have been DRIVING while doing it. It is a teensy bit irresponsible.

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Good news. A recent post from @jarpad shows he did not die from consuming the octopumpkingrape. Word not out yet on his new powers.

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@gladekeeper You are one sassy lady, you know that?

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@jarpad Did you live? Any Spiderman like effects yet?

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@atotheshli Haha!

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@atotheshli Even if it does look hella silly.

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@TheStormcatcher @SirEarthShaker It's called bu-rock-ke