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[jayseman @jayseman]

@theorgg I don't remember much about it. What questions do you have?

[Tyler 🍉 @fagfetchd]

Shakira inside the jam jar investigating how much was missing

[b.andherbooks 🕯🔮🕯 📚 @bandherbooks]

paint me like one of your french potatoes

[jayseman @jayseman]

Ogden is a town with only bad choices in it

[jayseman @jayseman]

Driving through Wyoming and all the houses and buildings are reminding us of Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made

[birdclump :) @jasminevdon]

a regular apple pie is topped with pie crust and a Dutch apple pie is slightly angled to create a sense of uneasiness or disorientation for the viewer

[jayseman @jayseman]

I once had an apartment pest control guy skip my apartment when he found out we had two cats. "Oh, you guys don't have any problems then. Have a nice day."

[steak @stellmoney]

my apartment's pest control guy always refers to Richie (my cat) as a "fellow industry professional"

[jayseman @jayseman]

@sporks The Web Browser of Dorian Gray

[jayseman @jayseman]

@sporks Don't forget to wash your spacer tonight

[jayseman @jayseman]

@BigfootBlur The idea that somehow paying for a checkmark will fight *against* spam and scammers
The fact that real celebrities, organizations, news outlets, etc, will no longer be distinguishable by the "verified" checkmark allowing anyone with $8 to impersonate them.
And the dumb NFT thing.

[jayseman @jayseman]

This makes me want to throw up

[Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock]

If you flip every word in “manic pixie dream girl” you get “depressive demon nightmare boy” and you think “well thank goodness THAT’S not a thing at least-“ but then you

[jayseman @jayseman]

Dear politicians,
If you are putting attack ads in my mailbox, I will not vote for you.

[jayseman @jayseman]

Fred Flintstone was a (loud) quiet quitter

[jayseman @jayseman]

Quiet quitting is not a new thing. Quiet quitting has been happening ever since work schedules were invented.

[Maija Karala @MaijaKarala]

According to The Inner Bird by Gary W. Kaiser, the true bird is ”a strange goblin-like creature”, ”a puppeteer behind a screen of feathers.” Can’t really disagree here.

[jayseman @jayseman]

@pukashellsnrain punctured the hymn...

wow