The Critic

I have a PhD in film.

[The Critic @JaySherman]

THE ETERNALS lasted an eternity! I had a Coke Zero at dinner and felt every one of those 157 minutes.

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MANK stank!

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Happy birthday Orson Welles!

[The Critic @JaySherman]

1917 is both the title of the movie and its length in minutes. At least it feels that way! #itstinks

[The Critic @JaySherman]

In the same way I plunge after eating Tex Mex. It stinks!

[Variety @Variety]

Sam Mendes’ ‘1917’ Plunges Into the Oscar Race https://t.co/MHK3R2R0PO

[The Critic @JaySherman]

AVENGERS ENDGAME is three hours long, but it doesn’t feel it! It feels like 16. #itstinks

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ON THE BASIS OF SEX if found guilty... of being incredibly boring! Jury duty is more exciting than this textbook yawner. #itstinks

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MARY POPPINS RETURNS is like a spoonful of sugar... laced with cyanide! It’s practically terrible in every way. #itstinks

[The Critic @JaySherman]

A STAR IS BORN and this critic was BORED! Lady Gaga made me want to gag! #itstinks

[The Critic @JaySherman]

@DavidPoland Autry?

[The Critic @JaySherman]

@andrewlin @DavidPoland @Jack_Morrissey Disney is only interested in beefing up its streaming service, for which they don't need to pay anything to WarnerMedia or any of its subsidiaries.

[The Critic @JaySherman]

@andrewlin @DavidPoland @Jack_Morrissey But it's not necessary. Turner no longer owns broadcast rights to The Clone Wars, nor streaming (they've been on Netflix for years). The only thing Turner has right now is the broadcast rights for the first seven SW movies, and that was negotiated by Disney, so they don't care.

[The Critic @JaySherman]

@DavidPoland Which Star Wars rights does TW (or WarnerMedia, whatevs) have?

[The Critic @JaySherman]

Why has nobody complained about the lack of trans actors in Hotel Transylvania 3

[The Critic @JaySherman]

@THR The word you're looking for is "good." The reviews are good. Much less clunky and confusing.

[The Critic @JaySherman]

Y'know how Dracula sucks blood? Well, HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3 sucked 90 minutes from my life that I'll never get back. #itstinks

[The Critic @JaySherman]

You can't spell SKYSCRAPER without c-r-a-p! It stinks!

[The Critic @JaySherman]

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (uh), what is it good for? Absolutely nothing! #itstinks #infinitybore

[The Critic @JaySherman]

Finally saw A WRINKLE IN TIME. Is it coincidence that "wrinkle" rhymes with "stinkle?" Probably, but this movie is an Oprah-sized mess.