Teddy 💫

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[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Actual tears in my eyes in the work break room tonight and I couldn’t tell anyone why I was laughing so hard

[VideoArtGame @VideoArtGame]

The atmosphere of The Evil Within was unsurpassed

[Cosmic 🐧 @DocCosmic98]

Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

the tortured pervert seems to free his mind at night

[🕳️ @realitymap]

the backrooms is actually the perfect metaphor for buddhism. you're stumbling endlessly through a maze of conditions you don't really understand. death is certain whether near or far at any given moment. there's a way out but its not at all obvious and extremely rare to find

[Yumi Gaming @YumisLittleFan]

A mi siempre me cagaba que a veces si te quedabas en el menú sin hacer nada, la casa te podía soltar un screamer...

[🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU]

Some of you don't realize how much of your personality can disappear when you don’t feel emotionally safe around someone. You become quieter. More careful with your words. Less playful, less willing to be seen. Some connections expand you. Others teach you to disappear.

[rue🌿 @Ruesavatar]

You ever meet someone so hot, so perfect for you, that you start to wonder if actually you do have a CIA handler and this is your custom honey pot?

[Informant for The Spinoff @jestermaxxing]

The rumours about Michael Jackson are true. If you listen closely to the lyrics of ‘I’m bad’ there’s a chilling lyric where he confesses: ‘I’m bad, I’m bad, I’m really really bad.’

[k @kirazepam]

mixing weed and alcohol on a late summer night

[ؘ @wolflelio]

meu bico do peito fica duro com esse edit mds sdds

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Jesus said to forgive others “70 times seven” because he couldn’t conceive of a guy getting fucked over more than 490 times. That’s where I come in

[Teddy 💫 @teddyorgoof]

The body knows when it doesn't want them
You can push, mind, heart and soul, try and convince yourself
But the body knows, your skin will break out, your gut will have issues, uncomfortable sex and you don't know why
Listen to your body, it's the first to know the answer

[pen ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ @ohhevans]

if your partner looks at you as someone to whom they have to teach these things as some kind of project rather than an equal with whom they are building a relationship together, you need to Run. do not allow people to patronize you like this.

[Toochie @theprettydai]

This shouldn’t be this funny Jesus Christ lmao

[Max Lawton @maxdaniellawton]

Ottessa is a queen

[🐾🚔 Prazkat Reviews 🇲🇽 @Prazkat]

Y recuerden: Trasvesti es el nombre de la especie alienígena, Transexual es el planeta, y Transilvania es la galaxia.

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!