jay

cursed but kinda sexy

[jay @jayshrls]

He’s not wrong you know

[jay @jayshrls]

Wasn’t sad just needed to swim in a lake and have a cornichon heavy picnic

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

The UK's political culture relies on performative and aggressive stupidity to make sure nothing actually ever changes for the better.

[jay @jayshrls]

You know when you combine friendship groups and like it could be tense or awkward; well I have a great solution

[jay @jayshrls]

Crazy that every night I get a sleepover with my best friend wtf

[jay @jayshrls]

“Wait no I’m thinking of bob geldof, I like bob Dylan”

[jay @jayshrls]

“I only just learnt that bob dylan is alive”
“… and yet lil Chris is dead WHERE is the justice in the world?!” - @loafiebean

[jay @jayshrls]

Started taking magnesium to help w my sleep only to become plagued by fuck ass nightmares and no one thought to warn me?!

[jay @jayshrls]

Now why would Asda substitute my plant based cheese with actual cheese pls

[jay @jayshrls]

Me in the vape shop bar after finding out ozzy died

[goth @gothonline]

rest in peace Ozzy Osbourne 😿

[jay @jayshrls]

So many people have messaged me to see if I’m okay, my brand as an ozzy freak is so strong and also I’m so sad

[jay @jayshrls]

Just tried to get my septum back in after having it out since May and everything hurts

[jay @jayshrls]

Sometimes I think about the guy who invited me over ‘to cook dinner’ for me only to present me with iceberg lettuce, tomato, cucumber and red onion and proceeded to proudly inform me it was his grandmothers recipe

[jay @jayshrls]

All I can think about is how much I want some Unif Hellraisers

[jay @jayshrls]

Sorry but what is hyrox and why is everyone I know doing it (pls don’t explain I don’t want to know)

[jay @jayshrls]

Just spent £6 on a coffee bc the barista is cute

[jay @jayshrls]

Please I just watched a white man walk into a Chinese, pulled his jogger leg up and go I’ll have this please and he has his Chinese order on his leg in fucking Chinese what the fuck

[jay @jayshrls]

Just told someone I don’t believe there’s such a thing as bad titties but it autocorrected to tories so now I have to end myself

[jay @jayshrls]

RIP my fave blush they no longer make and over £100 of Charlotte Tilburg face products im gonna commit

[jay @jayshrls]

Just left my fucking make up bag in the bus and the fucking nxwm lost property line is only open for like 3 hours a day so now I’m going to cry forever