Jordan Simon

If you ain't first your last- Richard B. Bobby

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Micro dosing pre workout, changed my life

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@WallStreetSilv Finite amount of homes/land on earth.
Exponential population growth.

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@madisonsimon What’s under rated Is forgiveness

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@Patrickwadden It’s a game not a movie

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@Patrickwadden Remember when this was actually a thing?

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@madisonsimon Lol he one upped me

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@madisonsimon What a year

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@madisonsimon Poor thing

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When you wait til 5 to start drinking but quarantine life has you waking up at 4:30 #Covid_19 #Quarantine

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@madisonsimon Hahaha he’s a real one

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Watch how she treats her dad cuz she finna treat you the same way.

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Not a big socialist but honestly tax anyone who spends 800$ on AirPod max headphones 100%

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If our MW2 lobbies were leaked no one could go to work the next day.

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Eat Pray Lift

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If there’s a 4th wave I’m storming Area 51

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@madisonsimon @shift_pro Seconded

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@Patrickwadden Move over eighth grade, there’s a new tear jerker in town.

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@Patrickwadden It’s....so powerful 😢

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Idk why Denmark is trying to play. They should just fall over in the box and they’ll get a goal #sports #DenmarkEngland

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Before I was the legendary minimum wage worker you all know today I was just a kid with a dream...