Madison Simon

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

all nanny’s friends (80+ year olds) asking me what concert i’m here for 🙈 fighting for my life out here #InTheTrenches #KanyeRound2

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

i think the knicks should let timothee chalamet play for like one minute. as a treat

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

us out in LA all weekend:

@kanyewest
#Sofi #HeHasRisen 🌎🐐

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

#LA2026

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

@taylorbdv

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

my dog is crying bc i put his bone in my tote bag and its like..............the bone is going in the tote bag because we're going to the DOG BEACH you IDIOT. you don't know ANYTHING. you're about to have the BEST DAY

[lo messiah @timchals]

this was the most marty supreme ending to marty supreme era

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

might have to hand these out instead of friendship bracelets 👀 #YeSofi

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

Grandpa witnessing the whole thing but he ain't no snitch 💀

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

#comformitygate is proof twitter will always be the superior social media app

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Wanna get snatched like Vecna? It's time to turn those pounds Upside Down with @Jamiebower! 🤣 @Stranger_Things #StrangerThingsOnFallon #FallonTonight

[lo messiah @timchals]

twas the night before marty supreme christmas day

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

the grinch just handed me my food at McDonalds everyone go to Windsor drive-thru rn

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19.. you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table and not on the floor

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

@taylorbdv

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

Incredible stories being told on TikTok

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

me when seniors choose between 5 or 10 year passports 🥺

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

My dad (75M) went to get a tetanus shot and the physician's assistant said "these things last 10 years, so you won't ever need another one!" :^(

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

count your fucking days @AppleBooks

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

better luck next year I guess 😭😭😭 #IKnowIFuckingRead @AppleBooks

[Madison Simon @madisonsimon]

ya, it’s @JaySim47

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man in California had his plane repeatedly stolen by a mysterious pilot who takes it for a joy ride and returns it

The owner removed the plane's battery to thwart the thief, but he replaced it and stole the plane again

Police have no leads on how to track the thief down

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?