miss mister mamas

minding my business & probably some of yours🛸💨 they/them

[miss mister mamas @jaysizzy]

@DeVngelo__ Idk I probably would’ve just told them I was Lizzo and started signing autographs

[miss mister mamas @jaysizzy]

me going back into work next week after we’ve lost 42 ICONS in a 7 day span

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

.@cher @madonna @chakakhan
@merylstreep @wendywilliams @celinedion

[miss mister mamas @jaysizzy]

Just saw the price. I can listen to that on the iPod!

[BEYHIVE @beyhivecombr]

B'DAY — 20TH ANNIVERSARY DELUXE EDITION

https://t.co/gqnaftdDIE

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

“Cowboy Carter. Time to strike a match and light up this juke joint.”

[miss mister mamas @jaysizzy]

it’s sumn about Dolly being gone that makes me feel unsafe!

[MERIS @maurxuss]

notice how carrot cake hasn’t been recalled

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

The smile when a friend says ‘don’t tell anyone’ and I’ve already told two people

[BLUSTRIPS 💵 @yalldafeds]

“he wanna lick my bum-”

[Not👁Nora @furbalicious555]

Gemini

[َ @femqrl]

YALL HOES WASNT PLAYING UNTIL DAWN TOO LIKE THIS WAS MY SISTA LIKE SHE WAS FINALLY DOING GOOD SHE WAS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME LIKE WTF IS GOING ON

[Zara Larsa 🇲🇶💋 (chasseuse2misogynes) @YelenasseV2]

Quand j'en suis à mon 3 eme "t'as dit quoi" et que j'ai tjr pas compris

[KB. @KevinBobby]

Meanwhile me:

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I haven’t spoken for 55 minutes

[mama @mama2000stan]

just canceled plans with trade. I am not a toy #healingera

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

genuinely how i feel when people say i look like my dad

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

My pet peeve is being promised something unprovoked and the person still doesn’t deliver like I DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU

[miss mister mamas @jaysizzy]

no shade but

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Ariana Grande’s “petal” album is completely written by Grande herself.