Jayson Seiter

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

THIS CAMERA ANGLE IS ON DRUGS

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone just ran a WORLD LEAD of 52.48 JOGGING down the stretch in the Women’s 400m hurdles 🤯.

Sydney is faster than every woman in the galaxy in this event and 99% of the men. That includes 3 GUYS IN THE MEN’S 400M HURDLE SEMIFINALS.

[Jayson Seiter @jayson_seiter]

@akhan_15 I second this!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Generals gathered in their masses 🎸

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

BREAKING:

I'm hearing several reports that Sam was let go by the board after they opened a door labeled

"Top Secret GPU Room - DO NOT ENTER"

and found 21,700 people in the basement of OpenAI HQ manually responding to all ChatGPT questions

More to come.

[MC @CrewsMat10]

This picture is incredible.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Reminder: Argentina team is about to drink $75m worth of Budweiser

[Ray Hudson @RayHudson]

Leo #Messi....defenders follow him on Twitter & he comes out on Facebook.....Magesteeeerial #Messi

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be alive......Let these Motherfuckers know you're NOT fucking around!

[Holland Beck @hollaa_backk]

Guys will just randomly be like “this song was in FIFA 2015”

[Jayson Seiter @jayson_seiter]

@USMNT Goodbye Berhalter

[Donwill.substack.com @donwill]

Is Pusha T doing the Cocaine Bear soundtrack or does that make too much sense?

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

I know a rapper that will kick both of their asses. Even if you help em 😂

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[David Toons @DavidToons_]

Chris sounds like Linda from Bob's Burgers, so as an animator: this had to be done.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The fan jumping out of the stands for Aaron Judges home run

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

They did him dirty

https://t.co/YulSZ5bmuI

[BigRedMenace @BigRedMenace]

@NotParagAgrawal