Jayson

18+
2 stroke engine enthusiast
3 Echo tools fixed and counting
Forklift certified
#3 on OSHA's most wanted list
Alone but unavailable

[critter @BecomingCritter]

this is what actresses with zero botox can do

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

Flock cams have been found at:

-Bike paths
-Nature trails
-Public parks
-Wilderness areas
-Community pools
-Reproductive clinics
-Schools & preschools
-Entrance to state parks
-Gyms & recreation centers
-Children’s gymnastics room

It's not plate tracking.
It’s people tracking.

[mufflekip #TENOÍ @mufflekip]

erika kirk: he was a good christian and even though he hated minorities he would have forgiven you as a fellow aryan

tyler robinson:

[Alula @__alula]

note how they'll detect and ban checkerboard images but not those annoying mrbeast gambling scam images

[Vivian @suchnerve]

And yes I do think human connection is the point of life. What about it

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

no it is not. It is clearly mechanical. I am so tired of this app

[PokkeIsKing @Volpe_Is_King]

And you'd be speaking German if we didn't bail you out... TWICE.

[TuxedoMaine🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @TuxedoMaine]

someone vancify kirk and kirkify vance

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

It’s misleading to say the average empire lasts for 250 years. The median empire lasts for over a thousand years, but the mean is distorted by the Empire of Georg, which exists entirely in a cave in Serbia and forms and collapses several times a week

[Jayson @Jayson_v2]

Fish are friends, not food

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Hard No.

They are our friends, not servants. I would never dare to threaten their identity.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Hard No.

They are our friends, not servants. I would never dare to threaten their identity.

[🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸 @TheUnaButters]

Anti-Nuclear people get all their talking points from The Simpsons.

They think Mr. Burns pours glowing green nuclear waste into the pristine river from a big ol' can.

[Noah (Sophist) @SophistEevee]

Happy 4th of July!!

[Praise @tufpraise]

Every time ICE arrested someone, they blasted the person's face all over the internet.

Why is this one different?

[Eve @tinglespoon]

him posting this two days before he dies is actually hilarious

[Jayson @Jayson_v2]

@SheilaJetfrost Good luck!

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

I know this is ragebait but as an American you will catch me cold and dead in my grave before you catch me choosing Engl*nd over my sister Mexico

[Carolina ❤️‍🔥 @realCarola2Hope]

They didn’t call it “Sentinel” or “Guardian.”

They called it “Flock.”

As in: something you herd, track, count, and keep from wandering off the reservation.

They see us as livestock.

Zero respect.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

not even the right wingers are falling for this one i'm crying

[Faj @Faj1791]

I wanna be clear. Unless James Talarico wins decisively Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton will steal the election. Not even joking.