Kharg Island Margaritaville

I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

Imagine some guy being like “I’m the hamburger journalist and if you want to run a burger joint in this city you’ve gotta spend an hour a day answering my questions about whether you like to fuck your mom.” That’s basically what hill reporters are in 2021.

[Ben Page @Benpagelondon]

Wow the Whitehouse Ball room is….quite something. To put it mildly

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

RKelly.TrappedInTheClosetChapter1.mp3

[The Washington Sun @washingtonsun]

While she remained out of sight to reporters, it turns out Rep. Haley Stevens spent Monday’s vote series in the Republican cloakroom just off of the House floor, multiple sources told The Washington Sun. https://t.co/DLx5px7a43

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Hegseth: hey libtards, if I'm so unpopular, why is the president literally giving me an ENTIRE CASK OF AMONTILLADO down in the ballroom basement tonight as a reward for my service??

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

It’s actually really impressive that the Communist TikTok Nike ad exec guy’s dad works for Lockheed Martin. That’s like an aristocracy of evil corporations. I’m imagining grandma was a secretary at IG Farben and the paternal great grandfather was a GM at Slaves-R-Us

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

@Y2K_mindset @theoluminati We’ve definitely heard a lot about the successes of the Land Defenders in stopping the Trump administration recently

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

(after burning a big lower case “t” in front of city hall to protest taxes) Oh OK well not everybody has an encyclopedic knowled

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Lowkey silliest part of all the Philadelphia bike protest stuff is that it’s predicated on the idea that every American has encyclopedia level knowledge of every event in and around World War 2

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Donald Trump has asked advisors if it is legal for him to be his own White House Press Secretary

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

More like Russel Branded for life as a sex offender am I right folks??

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

live by the sword of chang, die by the sword of chang

[Paul Blest @pblest]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Jeb Bush

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

“You still believe the trans stuff moves votes? Because at 56 seats, it’s marginal right?”

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

@NorthernIion_LP Punished (Venom) Ryan

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

Good to know there are some decent ICE agents because we’ll need informants among the general population of the salt mining camps we set up in Alaska

[Anna Giaritelli @Anna_Giaritelli]

👀 Post-election text from tenured ICE source

This source and others have lamented to me that the new hires have inadequate training and being assigned to the field with rookies is a liability for experienced officers.

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

These guys are going to spend the next four years insisting there’s a secret procedure for Congress to un-pardon someone

[HatsforBaTS @hats_for_bats]

Donald Trump has never "tested the waters" he's never laid a trap, he's never played 4D chess. He's grabbing on to his most loyal sycophants and holding on for dear life.

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

Bolivia - Presidency

[m✧ @halalboozee]

punishment for r*ping a child around the
world:

China - Death Penalty
Saudi - Public Beheading
Venezuela - Imprisonment
Iran - Death Penalty
USA - Presidency

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

Feels like by the end of this there’s going to be a substantial strain of right wing conspiracy thought holding that Donald Trump was a Dem deep cover operative with a mission to getting Democrats to 60+ seats in the Senate

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Stephen Miller: We have to end birthright citizenship one way or another

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

at some point Ellison needs to decide whether he likes Bari Weiss more than he likes money

[Jeremy Barr @jeremymbarr]

Final primetime election night ratings for the big six networks:

1. NBC: 6.7 million
2. ABC: 5.2 million
3. Fox News Channel: 4,315,000
4. CNN: 4,147,000
5. MS NOW : 3,749,000
6. CBS: 2.8 million

Not the strongest showing for CBS News...

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

They won the Maine Senate seat is what they did! They're brave and hard-working staffers, and in this house Democratic operatives in Washington are heroes. End of story.

[Caitlin Legacki @caitleg]

Just caught this very 👀👀👀 nugget from @Alex_Roarty about how Dems took Maine https://t.co/WNzS1SXTZN

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

What will Niki Minaj's position on the Iran War be when she runs in the 2028 GOP presidential primary