JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person

lonely wit | proud uncle | greatest camp counselor of all time | better at being Adele than #Adele | IG 📸: jaysonavocado

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

@loneblockbuster He just rented Home Alone 2 over and over and forgot to give it back numerous times

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

As someone who took too many edibles way too early today and just woke up like 2 hours ago on their day off, my favorite part about today are the #OnlyFans models on my IG who think they need to say something about all that transpired today and then posting their links on the bottom of the video. America STAY funny. Stay thirsty. #CharlieKirk #Colorado

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

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[AJW⭕️🇨🇦 @AJWRichman]

That match didn't even remotely feel like a fucking WrestleMania opener it really felt like they were going through the motion, don't get me started on the finish they really had Gunther TAP OUT crowd barley reacted too the World Championship picture about to suffer for months.

[Mark Masters @themarkmasters]

Vail Comedy Show was packed out for @rojoperezzz @jaysonavocado Israel Avila and me as host last night in Vail Village. Many countries represented in audience! We are in Frisco tonight, get tickets at https://t.co/GOsA5nqPW6

[Mark Masters @themarkmasters]

Incredibly fun Vail Comedy Show last night in Spanish with @rojoperezzz @jaysonavocado and Israel Avila at Christiania Lodge at Vail. Our second annual Semana Santa show en español, gracias @CarmenComedian for paving the way. See us in Frisco tonight - https://t.co/GOsA5nqPW6

[Mark Masters @themarkmasters]

Sold-out show in Avon, CO last night was a blast with @rojoperezzz and @jaysonavocado we are back tonight in Vail with two shows, one is en español. Tickets at https://t.co/TZEjl0yNFF

[Kanversation™️ @TheKanversation]

If you’ve been keeping up with Ye, you know this vibe been on the forecast since 2013

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

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BREAKING--WWE: John Cena seen during press conference wearing a blue bandana on the left back pocket side of his jorts. Only on the left side...yeah, that's the Crip side. #WWERaw

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

Hogan had Iron Sheik heat 😂😂😭🤣 #WWERaw

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

@digitalpiscez The way y'all say pussy 🥵🤠

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

@digitalpiscez All y'all sound like queens. Stay blessed 👑

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

@digitalpiscez 👀👀👀

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

@digitalpiscez Fuck, Marry, Kill: SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

Jalen Rose after no one wanted to race him...
@NBAonTNT

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

@dunkindonuts is there a reason I can't order a Refresher with Green Tea on the app instead of being forced to drink lemonade 😂 help please

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

This is why we should vote for women to lead us forward cause this was not only an example of being poised, calm, cool and collected but the faces every dude made was enough to convince me that it's long overdue. @JoyTaylorTalks for president 😂🙌🏾💯 #Election2024 #BlackGirlMagic

[Joy Taylor @JoyTaylorTalks]

Earthquake! 😂 @speakonfs1

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

Sucks to find out that Bruce Willis's sixth sense was actually pedophilia (or at least the ability to tolerate it) 🤯 #Epstein

(also I bet you all the dumb people coming for my head are gonna miss the point regardless. People are fucking kids AND bombing em #FreePalestine)

[JAYSON ACEVEDO | funny person @jaysonavocado]

@peacewyns93 @ShannonSharpe needs shrooms 😂 like dude. Chill. @KattWilliams speaking his truth. Now let me open for you GODDAMN 😂💯🌹