Jayson Moschella

FSU ‘21

[Jayson Moschella @JaysonMoschella]

I’m just now learning that hippos are just as fast if not faster than horses. Can’t help but feel as if we messed up in domesticating horses instead of hippos. Riding a hippo into war just seems so much more intimidating. If only I had a time machine

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Hell yea

[lee @kieramman]

white people be like im having my cup of milk rn

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We are so back. Trump already doing work

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

McDonald's Announces The McRib Will Return On December 3rd https://t.co/7USwB35Fx9

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Yo @PFTCommenter didn’t know you were working security at the Kenny Chesney concert in Tampa. Wild

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The Tortured Poets Department… more like the “Tootie Pootie Department” am I right fellas

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[Jayson Moschella @JaysonMoschella]

@golson_jeremy @VerbalCommitsD2

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@moschella46 @elonmusk @BarstoolBigCat @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden @JoeBiden @bertkreischer @JimIrsay what are you going ti do about this

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@stoolpresidente

[Jacy, LPC | the TRAUMA queen @ATMwithJacy]

Who you choosing?????????

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@Jayson42C @NMDgrant “iF yOu dOnT SeE tHe ChAnGe GeT oFf tHe TraiN” 😂😂 off-season champions loading…

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@SeanOmaybe

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@Jayson42C @shycollie @DavidFurones_ Was in a NY6 bowl like 5 years ago, only missed a bowl game three years. I’m sure having a mediocre coach and subpar quarterbacks will get you guys a chip 😂 remind me how many ACC championships Miami has?? Bowl wins?? Ah right, they haven’t won shit in over 20 years.

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@Jayson42C @shycollie @DavidFurones_ Damn that’s crazy, how many year for Miami to come back?? Oh wait they haven’t won in your lifetime 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Just a typical Miami fan, didn’t go to the school and living off of their hype from before you were born ☠️☠️ have fun at the Idaho potato bowl tho!

[Jayson Moschella @JaysonMoschella]

@Jayson42C @shycollie @DavidFurones_ Or maybe this was another “get right” game, god help whoever Miami plays next 😮‍💨😮‍💨 they’re so right after 4 losses

[Jayson Moschella @JaysonMoschella]

@Jayson42C @shycollie @DavidFurones_ It’s okay bro, the off-season is almost here for Miami, y’all will be off-season champs for another year. Something to look forward to 🤘🏻

[Jayson Moschella @JaysonMoschella]

That swords not even from that anime. Giants plus the points.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Video: This is really how #Jets players arrived to the #Giants game? 😄

(h/t @PLeonardNYDN)

https://t.co/rupgtrq18x

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@Jayson42C @BeardenBranden @shycollie @DavidFurones_ This prediction is looking great rn… looks like they really were motivated by last week!! It’s okay tho cause this loss might motivate them double as much!

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@Jayson42C @shycollie @DavidFurones_ Hate for some Jayson on Jayson crime.. but.. lets calm down with the beating FSU talk.. so cute when the child thinks it can beat their father.. whooped Miamis ass in a down year, will whoop Miamis ass this year, its like the sun rising tomorrow. Everyone knows it’s gonna happen

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

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@BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease @PardonMyTake @stoolpresidente we’re all still waiting for Hank to win a lottery ball…

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