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[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

Como recordaré el Mundial 2026 toda mi vida:

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[bri🇪🇸 @tooviscaelbarca]

i’d rather cut all my limbs off than EVER root for englad btw you people are insane

[Castro1021 @Castro1021]

I agree that Tuchel was at fault.

But whatever tf Bellingham said to Messi here was also a factor…. 😂

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Argentina during the last hydration break when they’re about to lose

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FREEEEEDOMMMM!!!!🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Tavion “Spank” Banks @IowaSpanks]

Driving tired is 100% worse than driving drunk

[eve @csiirac]

people are dying from the #JerkOffAndKillYourselfChallenge

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[Molly @FSUmollz]

I can’t wait to watch the World Cup semifinals that my country is hosting on a weekday in the middle of the afternoon

[Raja 🧘🏾‍♀️✨ @OPQRajanay]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 dawg

[🌚🌚 @daboydale]

salute @Bam1of1

[Professor yedwin @y6dwin]

Yoo Mr beast no way you hosting a wettest pussy competition in my room for a million you crazy folk

[ben🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @benhatesnufc]

Messi after the hydration break

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

Balogun got Belgium shaking LMAOOOO

[Blitz 🐧 @MechaGoddess]

I had to build an airtight legal defense just to ask my mom for a $40 game when I was younger. God help the kids asking for $80 games now

[David Caneda me volvió xenofobo @ZFasista]

"La FIFA arruino el mundial añadiendo los dieciseisavos"

Los hijueputas partidos de dieciseisavos:

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Why in the world would I be rooting for the opps on the 4th of July Weekend

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

CANADA ELIMINATED FROM THE WORLD CUP ON AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY!