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Whatever your favorite qualities are in a person...Project those qualities onto me, and I won't disappoint you.

[... @JaysonWinn]

@FreddyLA7 Enjoy home. Being away always helps you appreciate the beauty of home.

[Tom Sander 🚴 @RevThomasSander]

“Rachel, what on earth is happening? I just paid £8.10 for this pint of beer???”

[... @JaysonWinn]

@PicturesFoIder Looks like he is stuck on page one.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Things conservatives told me when I was in my 20’s:

*Character counts
*Crony capitalism is bad
*Russia is our enemy
*Tariffs are taxes
*The Constitution is sacrosanct
*Government power should be limited, restrained, and checked by congress.

Guess they were just joking.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope norwegians can find some solace in their sovereign wealth fund & north sea oil reserves

[... @JaysonWinn]

@dnlklr I appreciate the effort. Glad an ip holder is putting in a little marketing for a 30 year old property. Work for it and entertain me. No complaints.

[Michael Caley @MC_of_A]

every time a stutter step penalty is saved an angel gets its wings

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

“Do what you love and the money will follow".

I ate a whole pizza, took a nap, and watched TV.

Now we wait.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don't need to sell me a course too.

[Frank Isola @TheFrankIsola]

Belgium doing what Portugal should have done; sit your aging legend(s) for the betterment of the team.

[Dean Phillips @deanbphillips]

They didn’t misjudge Platner.

They just accepted it.

[... @JaysonWinn]

@The_Davos_Man Exactly

[Amy Swearer @AmySwearer]

🇫🇷 🇺🇸 1776 - 2026 🇺🇸 🇫🇷

Today, Lafayette, we are here!

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

Me: “You’re having a cheeseburger for supper? You had a cheeseburger for lunch.”

Son: “It’s Independence Day.”

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

FIFA suspending Balogun's red card so he can play for the USMNT tomorrow is the kind of FIFA corruption that used to only happen for the rest of the soccer world.

The USA has finally made it to the big leagues.

[... @JaysonWinn]

@Kalshi Does this include baby boomers over 70?

[American Ultras Talk @usmntaut]

In their first-ever World Cup, Cape Verde played against:

Argentina (FIFA #1)
Spain (FIFA #2)
Uruguay (FIFA #16)
Saudi Arabia (FIFA #61)

They didn’t lose to any of them within 90 minutes. The smallest nation to ever make the World Cup knockouts. Thank you Cape Verde 🇨🇻

[... @JaysonWinn]

@Republicans Ugly as shit. One more step of turning the White House into Saddam's toilet.

[Han Shawnity 🇺🇸 @HanShawnity]

BEAUTIFUL: All British Prime Ministers from the past 18 months posed for a picture.

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

Let me be the first to call upon Andy Burnham to resign as Prime Minister.