dj dale cooper

i have so much nothing to say and by god i’d like to be famous for it

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

I’m at that age where I’m experimenting with making different types of bread

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

mmm i love to enjoy a beer from cardinal-direction-city-name brewing co.

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

lowkey they should bring back 5 thruth or dare

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

It feels very boy to have cash loose in my big jean pockets

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

You realllyyyy have to be down with cardboard to work in retail, I tell ya

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

I used to do this bit when I was studying archeology where I’d go up to my professor, clasping something in my hands, and say “cool piece of pottery or a bug?” Him being European (gay with a wife) would always give me a scared look and cower slightly. Never got old.

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

Why can’t I get a thing of Rolos anymore? I want a thing of Rolos.

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

What exactly does cold turkey have to do with quitting?

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

Went to a wedding, did nonograms during all the god shit, vows were cute tho hope they love eachother forever or whatever

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

It’s crazy to work with almost entirely queer people at your job and be dead named by the computer… but only one of the computers

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

banh mi is 12 dollars instead of 8 now 😔

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

is anyone else their fathers female son

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

they make a dollar while I make a dime… that’s why I job search on company time

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

first high school classmate engagement has hit the tl

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

Restaurant bathrooms will have you walking through the kitchen, up the stairs through someone’s bedroom and into another building all together… and don’t even get me started on the ones in Europe

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

Naked by the river #hotnymphsummer !!!

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

It is very slow at work…

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

the creature and the beast

[dj dale cooper @jayssokay]

Peanut butter is the smartest baby in the world